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In gay pornos. I wish for a dinosaur.

But you don't get his sexyness or l33t skillz0rz. I wish for rain.

But your dick falls off. I wish for a raft.

Ok this is a fun little forum game I like to do to help keep people active. How it works is You corrupt the previous persons wish by giving it the worst possible (related) outcome. Example: I wish for a kitten. Granted but it's on fire and inside out. Then you make a wish of your own. I wish for a blimp.

The Beetles.

Parker is the only acceptable answer here.