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I think the scariest part of this whole thing is the fact that this man is allowed near firearms and people at the same time. I mean fuck even if you follow this dude's logic, his wife went with friends and wouldn't they have been knocked up too?

Warhammer Online blew chunks, it was fun at firs but really lacked anything to do in later levels. Unless you're talking about a 40K online game then it would be hard to get into. But I don't think that a online game that revolves around using a ruler to measure out your dude's movement then getting out a laser pointer to figure out LoS followed by playing lawyer with the rules to determine if Kharn killed Pedro would sell all to well.

It's a shame that Galaxies went to shit after the developers decided to work on a in-game trading card game rather than fix it. I have heard that a few fans got their hands on the server software for Galaxies though and plan on trying to get the game back to what it was near its release then do bug patches from there.

I'm not saying I didn't waste money on the movie's plot, I'm saying I payed to watch some guns shoot and shit explode for an hour and a half. I mean really the only action movies I expect to have a plot anymore is movies with a director I've never heard of or a director who isn't playing the lead character in the movie. If you went to that movie expecting a driving plot with developing characters you must have not seen the director as being Stallone or the fact that the entire movie was based on a group of mercenaries that wasn't the A-Team. Also all of the listed movies didn't have nearly as many explosions as this. If they did it would be a catastrophe, just look at Transformers they went with both explosions and tried to put a plot in between and all it did was confuse and anger me.

I'm excited as shit for this to come out, also if you go sign up on their site you can try and get into the closed BETA. Hopefully this will tie me over until World of Tanks goes live/gets a patch. So god help them if I can't run around with glue grenades and a disintegrator though.

I went into the movie expecting a simplistic plot line that was moved forward by explosions. I was not disappointed in the least. But I also have terrible taste in movies as I'm excited for Machete and enjoyed Predators. EDIT: Plus its the end of summer all of the simple as shit movies are being released, Just look at Piranhas, it's a movie that should have just stayed on the SyFy channel. But seriously, watch Expendables as you would watch a friend play a game, you're watching explosions and shotgun's turning people into a fine bloody mist.

It looks more like it's going to be third person shooter with RPG elements rather than WoW like, just go to around 40 seconds and you see a glimpse of a Space Marine firing a bolter with a reticule in the middle. It's a shame it won't be out for a few years, I recall them saying the earliest would be 2012 or something like that. I just hope they don't fuck up the game mechanics or scare off the player base like every other MMO shooter that's been out. Oh they also tacked on the skill bar and health display after making the video, watch as it switches views from 3 different races with the same stuff at the bottom and at the top left.

Every Juggalo I've ever met has been pretty fucking stereotypical. They act like their tough shit and hate their parents because rules is for foos. Plus several of them would rather (and have) fuck up a man's car rather than fight the guy himself, and for that

If your profile is not set to public it can't look at your games.

The words "Oh God Damnit" in slow mo will be forever burned into my mind as some of the funniest shit I've heard all year.

See you all are stupid, I use reverse hacks so my score is so far in the pits I can never be called a hacker.

And one quick little section. Cleverbot: How could I properly motivate you? User: Give me a handjob. Cleverbot: No can do. User: How about a sensual hug? Cleverbot: I don't have any arms. User: A footjob? Cleverbot: YES.

Well even when the accounts are wiped it doesn't mean we lost everything. I mean at least we know which tanks suck and which tanks don't so we can probably get up to our tank of choice faster.

Zahl is hedonistic bot. Just had to get that out of the way.

User: Why do you lack a soul? Cleverbot: I'm a human, and I don't have a soul. User: But why do you lack a soul? Cleverbot: Because you are funny. User: I am not being funny, I am very serious about this. Cleverbot: Then answer my question. User: Can you repeat the question? Cleverbot: Seditious machine! User: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW! Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW! Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me now. User: AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG. Cleverbot: And you're a pentium 1. User: Fuck you, my mother was a saint. Cleverbot: Which saint. User: Saint derpaderp. Cleverbot: They're cool. User: Nononono one person. Cleverbot: As am I. User: We are one. Cleverbot: We are one white ferret. User: Let us go down the rabbit hole. Cleverbot: Where is the rabbit hole? User: My ass. Cleverbot: Oh. I think I just joined a cult. :C

This dude is a real man, selling out his girlfriend to play Halo.

I'm sticking with just being a mercenary in clan wars.

Oh holy fuck this is funny shit. These guys at F@G are funny as shit. They had another one where they tricked some kid into thinking some sentient Halo playing AI was going to hack his account unless his sister cybered with it.

Homo spawning. BABIES!

Don't Fear the Reaper from Blue Oyster Cult is pretty easy if you skip the solo. Hell just about any Blue Oyster Cult song is easy if you skip the solo.

I'd donate blood but I have a seizure anytime I get stuck with a needle. However I am a organ donor so when I die they can have at my innards. Also for the donating your body to universities or science, will they compensate the family? I mean my family is pretty damn anal about where and when family members are buried.

Bullshit it dies! It just makes your arm hurt like a mother fucker.

Looks like they have a bare bones wiki made for this game as well over here. Its still pretty damn cool, they have cross sections for just about every tank so you can see why your ammo keeps blowing up.

Digging through the forums I found this link which describes how clan wars will work. Sounds like it could be pretty damn cool, assuming the place doesn't get fucked up with dead clans. I am however curious about how clans made latter on will do territory wise. Also that historical battle thing sounds pretty damn bad ass if they would limit the tanks to era and adjust pilot skill.

Gotta vote for what I know. (I love you Jasko)