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A. Cannon 1st MRB

Retired 1st MRB
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  1. 'It gets a little lonely

    All these empty rooms

    Just watching the hours tick by...'

  2. 'Who thinks so much like me!

    Jinx! Jinx again!

    Our mental synchronization

    Can have but one explanation!'

  3. #Cannonisawesome #cannonpower #cannonrocks

  4. #imrightherewillowwhyareyoufreakingoutlikethis

  5. As a professional ass whipper, I have never touched soft skin like that in my life time.

  6. Baby come back, you can blame it all on me

    I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

  7. Ban Request :: GySgt. L. Willow.

    Reason: Insecurity

  8. Gurl! At least I have the #YoloSwag!

  9. He was a boy.

    She was a girl.

    Can I make it anymore obvious?

    He was a punk.

    She did ballet.

    What more can I say?

    He wanted her.

    She'd never tell.

    Secretly she wanted him as well.

    And all of her friends stuck up their nose.

    They had a problem with his baggy clothes.

  10. Her name is Renée Wells and she comes from Jersey she works in a dinner near the station!

  11. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

  12. Lean on me, when you're not strong

    And I'll be your friend

    I'll help you carry on

    For it won't be long

    'Til I'm gonna need

    Somebody to lean on

  13. Leave me alone! You bully with a gold bar!!!!

  14. Swagta Clause is coming to town!

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