The Scene: The 1st Marine Raider Battalion has just defeated the FSSF 3-0 in an awesome test of skill and pure WILL.
After we *Salute* the other team, we fall out to the private server to be debriefed. Lt. Col. Parker pumps us up with a victory speech that would put Patton to shame. We move over to the tank and take a victory picture with all the victorious raiders.
New promotees Sgt. A. Cannon, Pfc. K. Mullaney, Cpl. Ripley and Cpl. Z. Viktor proudly show their new ranks as Sgt. Candy, a promotee from a few days earlier asks to get the customary Raider sendoff from the Lt. Col. for his promotion.
Lt. Col. B. Parker: Ok, Candy, stand over there and look at this (Candy stares at the Lt. Col's scantly clad picture of a hot babe in Maple Leaf blue with a hockey stick)
Sgt. Candy: Yes sir!
(The rest of the raider slowly creep up behind Sgt. Candy and form a line, the Sgt. turns around to this scene)
Lt. Col. B. Parker: Just relax Candy, everything will be ok (as Candy looks nervously about)
Lt. Col. B. Parker: Platoon Order Arms! Prepare Arms! You won't feel a thing Candy.... FIRE!
The best sendoff I could possibly get! Thank you Colonel and Pistol clip in the air for the Victory!