Parker 1st MRB

I think my avatar is once again appropriate. #dynasty

My DNS is OK!

Great job to all who came out and helped make FNFN awesome. The server was completely full for 6 straight hours of custom maps! Way to go guys! Special thanks to SSgt. Rather who was in FNFN for 5 hours straight and helped me make it awesomesauce.

So today I was leaving a store, went to my car and saw that someone stole my wipers.. WTF dude just buy yourself some they're like 10 bucks Je suis désolé Cantin

Alright so the contest is over, Logsdon wins. Jk

I smell a nomination

That's why.

Needs review.

Done. Please provide the whole Steam ID next time.

Done.

1 month done.

Needs review.

Ban reduced to 1 week.

Report noted.

Review needed.

Your ban wasn't permanent, you should be unbanned.

Report noted.

If I told you how the list is made then I'd have to kill you. YOU'LL VOTE AND YOU'LL LIKE IT! P.s. Rather and Suruchlyan were added with two votes each from what I read on these here forums mmhmmm.

I thought about it, but then I came to the conclusion that one incident isn't enough to warrant a spot on our famous list. Those that make it deserve to be there! ...but Rather was sooo close to making that list LOL.

WHO IS ZIE UNIT REH-TARD OF THE MONTH?

NBA: I fucking hate that Nash is going to LA instead of Toronto but it makes sense. LA wants to win another title and they need a good PG to do it. It'll be interesting to see what other pieces LA adds this summer to try and compete with the Thunder next year. NHL: I think Steve Yzerman is gonna be an amazing GM for the Lightning, they just signed Matt Carle to beef up their defense. They've got scoring, they got D, the only question is goaltending. Will Lindback be enough? We'll see.

I could have sworn they were gonna sign with the Pens or Wings. MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN! And thus, my new avatar is born.

The Minnesota Heat!

Free agent forward Zach Parise and defenceman Ryan Suter have both agreed to terms on contracts with the Minnesota Wild. Suter's deal is 13 years. Parise missed the majority of the 2010-2011 season due to injury, but returned last season with 31 goals and 38 assists in 82 games for the New Jersey Devils. He would add eight goals and seven assists in 24 playoff games to help lead the team to the Stanley Cup Final. Suter scored seven goals and 39 assists in 79 games with the Nashville Predators in 2011-12. He was selected to represent the team at the All-Star Game in Ottawa. The Devils had signed Parise to a one-year deal worth $6 million prior to the season while Suter is coming off a four-year, $14 million contract he signed with the Predators in 2008. Both players were members of a star-studded first round draft class from 2003 with the Predators selecting Suter with the seventh overall pick and Parise being selected 17th overall by the Devils. Parise, who will turn 28 this summer, has scored 194 goals and 216 assists in 502 career games with the Devils. He was named to the NHL's Second All-Star Team in 2008-09. The 27-year-old Suter had spent his entire seven-year career in Nashville after the team of the 2003 NHL Entry Draft. He has scored 38 goals and 200 assists in 542 career games with the Predators. Both players were members of the silver medal-winning 2010 U.S. Olympic team. The pair were also teammates on the gold medal-winning 2004 USA World Junior Championship team as well as the 2002 American team that won gold at the IIHF under-18 World Championships.

Ryan Suter has reportedly been offered a 13-year, $90 million contract by the Detroit Red Wings. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!