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Parker 1st MRB

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  1. Bears can smell the menstruation!
  2. Look at that, I was half right. DAMN I'm good!
  3. Yea I heard about that, Dwight Howard wants to get traded ONLY to the Nets. He told the Magic to trade him only to the Nets otherwise he's gonna play his last year with the Magic and go somewhere else as an FA next year. So I guess they probably want to get the trade done to at least get something in return for Howard. I call this a Dwight-mare! Steve Nash looks like he's heading to either Dallas or Toronto, both teams offered him a good chunk of change. Dallas offered 2 years at 20 mil and Toronto offered 3 years at 36 mil. Nash is 38 yrs old but man he can still play. Also, I love how the Raptors put a choke hold over the Knicks by putting in an offer sheet for Landry Fields which the Knicks won't be able to match. If the Raptors can land both Nash and Fields I'd be incredibly happy.
  4. http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt27/snipes871/NewsletterBanner7.png June 2012
  5. Even though I hate TF2 because of their stupid updates, this video redeems it because it's awesome. Lol to the night vision, good stuff Tité as always you cease to amaze us with your Tateful vids.
  6. I thought the poster was good enough but just in case I've added it to the main post. Also, I've just added a download link to the map pack for those who don't want to wait!
  7. Map Rotation for Friday Night Fight Night dod_abbey_b2 dod_aubercy_b5 dod_azure dod_diversion_b1 dod_dockyard_b9 dod_switchback_b1 dod_troddle dod_winter What is Friday Night Fight Night? It's an event that has been hosted by the 1st MRB since 2009. We turn our stock rotation in our public server into an all custom map rotation for the whole night. Everytime we host this event it's always successful and everyone walks away with a great memory. You won't want to miss it!
  8. Zahl can you review this please.
  9. You have been unbanned. I strongly caution you to watch your fire as we won't be so lenient in the future.
  10. I commend you on your intentions with that flag, but that flag is so wrong for a number of reasons.
  11. The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple: 10,000 Stolen Tunes InsideiMolest kids.Not to be used as a suppository.I cost more than three hookers.When my battery dies, so will you.Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible.Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA HeadquartersCocaine and razor blade not included.Lick My Shiny Metal Asskarma is a bitchBad Mother FuckerSomething small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.I play with myself.Steal this? Will self destruct when used.iMasturbate five times a dayF uck Osama.Screwing The RIAA One Download At A TimeI cost more per ounce than cocaine.This iPod will self destruct in 1 year. Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK! THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED: Mohammed The iPhone Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help "One time at band camp." Turn Me Over And Rub Your Thumb All Over MeThis engraving has lowered my resale value I don't need good taste, I've got selection.Kiss me, I've got Irish music.To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks!George Bush Hates Black People fatti i cazzi tuoi (Mind your own f-ing business) I Don't Do WindowsMe vs. RIAA: Exhibit A My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb InstalledTom Cruise is a couch humping homoMic0s0f7 5ux a$$I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk!Scratch your balls, not my metal. Who said Apple sucks?Save water, drink beer and shower together.Now you have two little white pocket rockets. People will pay more to be entertained than educated.WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set. 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife. If only women's buttons were this easy to push. This iPod makes up for my small hard disk. Once you go small and white...98% Liberace-free! Harmful If Swallowed.Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs I'm so trendy look at my white headphones!Size Does Matter Musically Disturbed Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside Contents Under Pressure from RIAA My other handheld is a PocketPC CDs are for amish people! Quarter free jukebox FCUK WINDOWS Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man? My iPod can beat up your honor roll student.Your mamma uses a walkman. "Say hello to my little friend"FCUK THE SHUFFLE, WTF I Ordered a 60 Gigger!
  12. Join the 1st MRB and BAR as we host Friday Night Fight Night. July 6th starting at 7pm EST For one night, our public server will be turned into an all night custom map server! We hope to see you there!!! CLICK HERE to download the map pack.
  13. Joe Johnson is worth a 1st rounder, but not the extras. LOL the Hawks must be smoking some strong shit if they actually proposed that. Just becuase the Nets have a rich Russian owner don't mean he's stupid when it comes to money.
  14. "Tomato, tomahto, anal, rape. It's all the same thing" -McClendon 1st MRB
  15. To be even more honest I would say something that most likely would be deemed disrespectful and result in a post by someone in the morale office, so I won't say anything
  16. Name: Parker, B. Rank: Lt. Col. Type of issue: Steam Brief Description of Issue: I never had any issues with FPS until lately and I don't know why. I use to get close to 300 FPS and now I'm getting 30. There are no programs running in the background or anything like that, I don't have an auto exec file, and my computer is very capable of producing 300 fps. When I'm in game it feels choppy and it shouldn't. ***Medical Supply Staff ONLY Below this line*** Current Status: Resolved Main Technician: N. Holland Supporting Technician:
  17. What I'm saying is that it was confirmed that Crosby contacted Parise and tried to sell him to come to Pittsburgh. Wayne Gretzky just did the same thing on behalf of the Oilers to get Justin Schultz (a highly coveted FA) to sign with the Oilers. It is rumored that Parise could get 10 years, $80 million from the Penguins. I'm just saying don't be surprised if Parise goes with them.
  18. Damn Spain was so dominant in that match. Really great passing on their part, it was a beautiful thing to watch. I was cheering for Italy but Spain deserved it. Congrats! BRAZIL 2014 HERE WE COME!
  19. I've never done that for Canada Day, but we'll see. I'm heading out for some BBQ and beers soon and I'm gonna go watch the EURO Cup. I might be in Etobicoke or Ontario Place for some fireworks tonight.
  20. OMW to go watch the game and have some beers, should be an awesome game against two powerhouses. Can't wait! It's gonna come down to which Balotelli shows up and what kind of formation Spain is gonna put on the field.
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