Parker 1st MRB

It sucks cuz I lost a few good ones too Oh well, it came out good anyways imo.

Except the Bruins....LOL!

This. I couldn't stop laughing when I was making this vid. It was so much fun and I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.

It's funny how that kid is wearing a shirt that says Pluto considering he's just as big! Wait...Betterbacon is that you?

The 1st MRB Laugh is, and always will be, a combination of Jones and Weatherdon. Enjoy!

Now you know how it feels to be a Leafs fan, but wherever we play we always have more fans than opposing team. LEAFS NATION!

LOL if we ever accepted or denied apps based on their favorite hockey team, we'd have like 3 people in the unit soo...Yager is safe! You think he's serious? HAHAHA! He's kidding Yager.

Why are we arguing? You started it with the "Devil>Leafs" thing. When I was born, my parents actually put a Leafs jersey on me instead of a blanket, I've been a fan and loved sports ever since. True story. I play hockey too, played for UofT until I busted my knee. Now I just play for fun on the weekends.

Ok let's do some math then. Devils franchise started in 1982. They won 3 Cups. Average of 1 Cup every 10 years. Leafs franchise started in 1917. They won 13 Cups. Average of 1 Cup every 7 years. Leafs >>>>>> Devils. I live, eat, and breathe hockey son. You're not going to win this argument.

Illya Kovalchuk - 29yrs old signed for 15yrs/$100 million <-- LOL! Current total stats: GP-47 G-22 A-28 +/- -6 Phil Kessel - 24yrs old signed for 5yrs/$27 million. Current total stats: GP-52 G-27 A-27 +/- 3 Joffrey Lupul - 24yrs old signed for 4yrs/$17 million. Current total stats: GP-52 G-20 A-34 +/- 5 Toronto Maple Leafs Stanley Cups - 13 New Jersey Devils Stanley Cups - 3 Toronto Maple Leafs > New Jersey Devils

1. Start with the Toronto Maple Leafs and become a fan. 2. In doing so, you gain an Officer friend 3. Grow a beard during the playoffs. 4. Start watching games and listening to the commentators, pay attention to the terms and rules of the game. 5. Learn which teams are evil, i.e. Montreal Canadians, Vancouver Canucks, Boston Bruins, etc... 6. Most importantly, this is how you need to train to get ready for hockey season: Little kid: Hey Mister, you gotta wear a helmet. Thomas 1st MRB: Don't worry about it.

Well the goal Kovy scored shorthanded against the Flyers should have been a penalty. That goal got momentum in your favor and helped NJ beat the Flyers.

3rd one for sure, it's almost identical to my class ring. Whenever my old classmates and I get together we make it mandatory to wear your ring, if you don't then you can't come.

That's exactly how Gooderham approaches trades in fantasy leagues, if he's not winning the deal then you can forget about it.

Toronto sends: Luke Schenn Nazem Kadri 2013 Second Round Pick New Jersey sends: Zach Parise Bryce Salvador Look for that trade to happen before the deadline. Jersey's getting two first rounders and a pick for Parise and trash for cap reasons.

À la Dawson: EDIT: What you should do is try and replicate the actual music video. That would be a party rock anthem! Cool vid.

I am most definitely a "Pro" type. Losers walk home....NAKED!

Done. In the future, you better watch those binds. Start using one keyboard like the rest of us.

I think it's safe to say I have the best birthday song so far.

Now my birthday song is stuck in my head. Here I go again by Whitesnake

1st MRB and BAR will be coming together for another night of fun with an event we like to call Beers at the BAR FEB. 3 @ 8PM EST

Great job on making some sushi Goodwin! Try making a Philly roll. It just needs smoked salmon and cream cheese. Simple and tasty.