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Yes you made the topic!

I would take Yamagata and Englebretson for their extensive gun collection and ammo.

I would take Kirkendall for some accurate headshots on dem zombehs.

I would take Gearheart because he can apparently live off of eating dead goats on the side of the road (or so he says).

I wouldn't take Anderson because he would hoard useless crap that we don't need and slow us down because of it.

I wouldn't take Willow because she would get bit by a zombie 5 minutes into the apocalypse.

I wouldn't take Johnson because no one would understand what he was saying.

I wouldn't take Barry because he can do this (I realize some people admire this skill, I'm not one of those people):

I'm not sure why but when Anderson dies, he always goes down in an awkward position.

A Poem Deer To My Heart

I killed a deer,

With my wood spear,

Little did I know,

It landed in its asshole.

(It doesn't rhyme, so what want to fight about it? )

We were in vent and all I hear is Yamagata suddenly hyperventilating (haha) so I asked him what had happened and he told me he won a GTX 780 Ti while watching EatMyDiction1 on Twitch. A raffle that had 2000 names in it somehow ended up with Yamagata winning a brand new video card (the 780 isn't cheap either).

This was our reaction

Why did they remove Norway from the picture on the Euro but not Sweden? Neither countries use the Euro, da fuk?!?!

Also,

So for a couple of months I've been logging into steam and seeing notifications that people are commenting on this video on steam. Apparently its now the most popular video this week in DoDS LOL!!!! So random.

must be because I don't play it yet.

because I don't play it yet.

I don't play it yet.

yet.

Soon you will muahahahahaha....

This is my base

Stacking medical syringes and bandages eh? That must mean you're on a modded server which I assume had gathering multipliers that helped you build that base pretty fast

Cool looking base, I like the overall design of it, the windows on the top floor are a great vantage point. I've had years of experience trying to make raid-proof bases in rust, one thing I've learned - no base is raid-proof. A great tip to make it harder for raiders is to build wings on the outside of your base (using floors) starting on the second floor and continuing up each floor, this prevents people from using ladders to climb your base. Also, I noticed it didn't show "Building Blocked" which means you didn't have any tool cupboards around your base, always be sure to build multiple tool cupboards around your base, it prevents raiders from stairing up to the top floors of your base.

Keep up the good work, I hope this helps.

I was messing around with a building planner for rust. I usually like to plan out my bases before I build them, here's one I've planned and I'm currently gathering enough resources to build it in one go. I did not create the concept, I saw someone plan it and I liked enough to where I modified the inside of it to be a little more efficient.

The cool feature with the planner is it shows you how much your base will cost, and for mine, here are all the resources I will need to complete this bad boy:

Why the Rust developers are the best in the biz

So.. we fucked up that patch. We don't know what we're doing. We're useless assholes. We're gonna try to fix it ASAP, sorry

— Rust (@playrust)

September 18, 2015

I think its the best form me, i'm a guy with good kicks and punches and pretty fast

As soon as I read that, I thought of Taekwondo which might be great for you. It literally means "Way of the foot and fist" and it features some great high kicks and fast punches, those powerful high kicks are what make Taekwondo such an effective form of martial arts. I took TKD for about 4 years and loved it.

Now you say so sir, MMA is indeed a combination of many types of combat sport. I think most of the time Kick-boxing for the standing fight and BJJ for the ground fight. To be fair i don't know anything about muay thai, out of own experience. I just listed it because many people say it's a great defence sport. Maby i should pay some more attention to it .

I listed Krav Maga as the number 1 street fighting martial arts because that's where it was invented haha. It's a dirty and simple martial art but it's effective, basically if a move looks pretty it ain't Krav Maga. BJJ is so effective as a way of handling bigger opponents that you won't find an MMA fighter that hasn't studied it. I was almost tempted to put Muay Thai as the number one street fighting martial arts because of how deadly and effective it can be. Muay Thai is designed to convert the different parts of your body into different weapons. The hands become daggers and swords; the elbows strike like a hammer or mace; the knees cut like an axe, the legs bash like a staff and the shins and forearms protect the body like a suit of armor.

Well in desperate measures and real life circumstances, nothing compares to krav maga. It's hard, dirty, street fighting that uses pretty much any trick in the book to hurt and incapacitate your enemy.

I won't list MMA because well that can include pretty much all the martial arts you need, so to break it down for street fighting only I would say:

1. Krav Maga

2. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

3. Muay Thai

Happy Birthday!

Come on guys, you know my team is the best. I mean I got Peyton Manning and Tom Brady...

REMINDER THE DRAFT IS TONGIHT

You guys can join if you want...I can increase the amount to 10 players. Let me know quick the draft is tomorrow.

Ok we have our league, just need to set a time for the draft.

How does tomorrow sound, say around 9pm ET?

Still looking boys

Also, does anyone call them fountain drinks?

Fountain drinks only refers to the way it was dispensed, which in this case would be from a soda fountain. They are still referred to as pop, soda, coke, or whatever weird nickname you call it.

Nice I was going to pick one up for myself. Almost as powerful as the 980 but half the price. Good choice.