J. Hill

Happy Birthday Son.

Happy Birthday O'Hare. Hope its a good one.

J. Wilson has not been on for 2 months. he is either unable to check and see our posts, or has stopped playing the game.

finally downloaded and installed Windows 10. So far, no major problems.

it would not have been as interesting if they had used the eagles.

Think they were high on Crack when they made that. I cannot honestly think of any other explanation.

can't you just uninstall the last update?

When the Woman said she felt Pregnant, and her Husband punched her in the stomach, I almost bust my gut laughing. Now be honest, how many of you guys laughed then?

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........ She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." ''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?" ...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking." ....I love these touching stories !!!

One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet" The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”

There's this blonde. She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat. The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets. She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class. please move to the back of the plane" The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica" So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened. so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane. She then responds "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica". So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on. He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear. The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane. They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her. The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them "oh, this happened a while back with someone else. I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. "Now, think about it seriously, cowboy...Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm going to have to explain it five times..."

I am a tarantino fan also, and also a fan of Kurt and Samual. This is going to be a great film. Cannot wait for it to come out.

Name: Sheyn Steam I.D: 0:1:8474729 Reasons for the Ban: Excessive team killing, TK'd 28, I kicked, he came back and had 10+ while I was banning Recommended duration of ban: I banned for 24 hrs, your discretion if more is warranted Demo Provided?: Y/N no

Hope you have a very Happy Birthday Sir!

Indeed. I liked the film. He was the BEST Joker also. I mean jack was great as the Joker, but Heath surpassed even him.

He was a talented actor. Its tragic when they die so young. Not just for the family either. he would have made some movies better with him being in certain roles. The world loses someone who could have brought laughter or a smile to their lives when they needed it.

I like playing games online, and when I do, I like playing with the BEST. That's why I joined the 1st MRB. Best group of gamers around. Meet people from all over the world and learn new and interesting facts. I also smile and laugh a lot, which I have not done a lot of for the past 25 years. You people bring out the best in me.

ROFLMAO.....That's a good one I had not heard before Lt.

its a joke son....I say, its a joke.

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, “I have some really great news!” I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.” She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!” Then she said, “There’s more…” So I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?” She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!” Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said… “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

only a prototype that they made to make a commercial with. LOL.

What kind of games do you play on it?

One year ago today, I enlisted in the 1st MRB. I must say, it has been a blast. I have enjoyed my time in the 1st MRB and really enjoy the realism's. The thing that makes it so great are the people in the unit. Those that act disrespectful usually don't last very long. They get weeded out. Whats left is a tight knit community that works together. here is to more years ahead. First Name: Jeffery Last Name: Hill In-game name: JefferyHill43 Steam ID (ex. STEAM_0:1:298): STEAM_0:0:92577710 Date of Birth: 02-03-1954 Location: Wallingford, Ct. Do you have a working mic?: yes Do you have Ventrilo?: yes _______________________ Why do you wish to join the 1st Marine Raiders?: enjoyed the realism, like the members, son Steven is a member. Did any of our current members play a part in you enlisting? If so, who?: Pvt. S. Hill How are you today?: old and tired LOL This unit offers more than just a place to play games with each other, do you have any online skills you think would be useful?: Computer knowledge, hardware. Have an Engineering technology Degree majoring in Electronics. Do you have any Leadership experience that you think will be helpful?: Was a SSG in the US Army, Officer in WoW and WoT ________________ Have you ever been in a realism unit before, and if so, which unit was it?: no Ranks held within that unit: n/a Reason for leaving that unit: n/a _______________________ Parting Comments: I started the Army career in the Infantry, 101 Airborne Division and ended my career as a Military Policeman in the Army. S. Hill helped me fill this out and explained rules and regs of the unit. By posting this Enlistment form, I acknowledge the instructions completely, declare that I am 16 years old or older, and agree that I have and will follow server and unit rules maturely and respectfully. Signed, Your name: Jeffery Hill