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Musleh 1st MRB

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  1. This is the unlikely story of Maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he stepped in manure. Maple had a friend named Candy who helped him with his Xylophone skills for awakening his urge to sexually satisfy himself. Quarterman begged Candy for favors of his best friend, the sexual kind of things one is ashamed of sharing with family. Like kissing ones tasty anal cavity while eating a huge Mongolian Boodog. Quarterman's excitement couldn't be masked with his passion for eating rather large portions of other animals and insects. People who think this is weird were shot down, then Quarterman inserted copious amounts of herpes infected semen.
  2. This is the unlikely story of Maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he stepped in manure. Maple had a friend named Candy who helped him with his Xylophone skills for awakening his urge to sexually satisfy himself. Quarterman begged Candy for favors of his best friend, the sexual kind of things one is ashamed of sharing with family. Like kissing ones tasty anal cavity while eating a huge Mongolian Boodog. Quarterman's excitement couldn't be masked with his passion for
  3. This is the unlikely story of Maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he stepped in manure. Maple had a friend named Candy who helped him with his Xylophone skills for awakening his urge to sexually satisfy himself. Quarterman begged Candy for favors of his best friend, the sexual kind of things one is ashamed of sharing with family. Like kissing ones tasty anal cavity
  4. This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he stepped in manure. Maple had a friend named Candy
  5. damn.. i thought mine was pretty good.. i'll upgrade once Google Fiber comes to Chicago
  6. This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing
  7. This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than Lmao this unit needs help ..
  8. This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores
  9. Happy Birthday 1stSgt!!!! Hope its a good one!
  10. Happy New Year !! Let the shit-show begin!!! lol
  11. Happy Birthday 1stSgt Candyyyyy!!!!!!!!
  12. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all !!!
  13. awesome song!!! that was badass
  14. insanely short .. i was waiting for a serious fight that lasted the full round at least. but 13 seconds is embarrassing!! precision and timing always beats power.. Did you watch the Luke Rockhold and Chris Weidman fight? Wow that was savage!!.. a muuuuuch better fight for sure
  15. happy birthday Gougeon !! my gift is in the mail.. it will get lost
  16. Such a terrible tragedy in Paris. I pray for all the victims and their families. Let me ease everyone's mind for a bit though .. there are 1.6 billion muslims in the world and these terrorist assholes represent .003% of that population. On top of that, less than 2% of all terrorist activity is done by IS. (this includes mass shootings) You have a better chance of dying from a peanut than by IS. I still have a conceal carry permit and a gun at my side just in case i'm unlucky and see one of the 0.003% fuckers.
  17. a hot dog is debatable.. but how is a hamburger not a sandwich? 2 pieces of bread and meat in the middle... sandwich ! lol
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