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Englebretson 1st MRB

Retired 1st MRB
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  1. but then you would be a dog sniffing other dogs butts which is nasty. I wish after you graduated hs you get 50k.
  2. he thinks hes better than me cause he killed me with a one hit wonder weapon. it takes more skill to run away then fight fong jeez
  3. but then you would be a cartoon character and those are fake so you wouldnt exist. I wish those body sprays worked as well as they promote them to.
  4. sometimes i think you beat costa when it comes to how gay can you be
  5. you fantasize about men all the time tho.
  6. but he got it from you. I wish i had a tiger.
  7. but then we would all die due to the lack of it for ourselves. I wish by drinking gatorade i became just as good at sports as the athletes that promote it.
  8. if you were a robot then it wouldnt even exist but then you would be a tool to society. I wish short shorts were even shorter.
  9. even if that system works mamora i still dont have the patience to do some of the micro managing that it requires everyday.
  10. but then you would contract aids and die. I wish I had a helicopter.
  11. but then youd be a 35yr old fatty living in your moms basement wondering what a pussy feels like. I wish Gmoney dispensed money.
  12. everybody knows if you like them all your lying and dont like poptarts god
  13. But them you would be in mexico being raped by midgets. I wish Burger Kings have it your way was true.
  14. not into the whole paying per month thing and dont have the attention span for them.
  15. parker making chowder with steve listening to...
  16. but then you would be gay cause you would let phan massage it for you, I wish I was an octopus.
  17. but then you would get drunk one night and stick your penis in it and get electrocuted. I wish there were escalators in schools.
  18. i was thinking of a big fat man at his computer typing random shit.
  19. anal plundering in kirks butthole lined with....
  20. but then old age is still your kryptonite. I wish I had my own shirpa.
  21. zahls butthole hitting...
  22. but at the end of time you would be so bored you would try to off yourself and would realize you cant. I wish zahl was a woman.
  23. but then your house would be made of a rubbery substance that smelled like poo. I wish we could fight a war with aliens.
  24. parker in a bikini and thong looking at...
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