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Englebretson 1st MRB

Retired 1st MRB
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  1. but then ghosts from the battle would rape you. I wish there was a built in brain mp3 player.
  2. They have this one all around Parkers house
  3. Germany (30) United States (43) Canada (42) Norway (31) Japan (10) China (8) Italy (18) Russia (35)
  4. Germany (30) United States (43) Canada (41) Norway (31) Japan (9) China (9) Italy (19) Russia (35)
  5. Do I look Canadian? No I look chinese but thats beside the point. NO ONE CARES ABOUT CANADIAN BEER
  6. Detroit v Vancouver Boston v Wash Detroit v Wash Wash=Winner
  7. Germany (30) United States (43) Canada (41) Norway (31) Japan (7) China (11) Italy (19) Russia (35)
  8. Germany (30) United States (43) Canada (41) Norway (31) Japan (6) China (12) Italy (19) Russia (35)
  9. wilson i will smack that smirk off your face faster than parker can put his hoohah in your yinyang
  10. asdf
  11. Shellfish = The seas waste.
  12. but who am I kidding that will never happen. I wish I had a bulldozer to play around with.
  13. Germany (31) United States (41) Canada (39) Norway (29) Japan (8) China (15) Italy (20) Russia (34)
  14. dude i may have taken calc in 10th grade but ive never gotten higher than a b in any math ever lol. so i guess it is.
  15. But I would still be fords bitch. I wish I could pick any skill i had and turn it into a job that makes 100mill a year.
  16. so you rich then? no i spent it all on women and potato chips
  17. but whoreing myself out requires lots of anal sex. I wish I could jump into the internet and do shit.
  18. until it bounced into a sewer. I wish I could eat my favorite food everyday.
  19. Top 5 favorite foods. 1.Korean 2.Fish 3.Beef(steak, burgers, brats) 4.Gummy Bears 5.Almost anything BBQ
  20. never done it. Caught 6 different species of fish in one lake in one day.
  21. my cousin told me about how he had to do waterboarding in seal training. almost everyone was cocky until it made a bunch of people ring the bell.
  22. torture? that guy is retarded
  23. Germany (30) United States (35) Canada (34) Norway (28) Japan (12) China (20) Italy (20) Denmark (8) Russia (30)
  24. Never done it, but i did wake up in one of those playground sets once. I once helped set up and shoot a 100k fireworks show.
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