Liv

eh i already beat them but i'll help ya get your achievement provided we play realism for at least somewhat of a challenge. regular campaign expert is just too easy.

ah yes doghouse. the world needs more women like that

my name is ellesee and i suck at the game but i think it's fun

i got an e-card and i bought myself an expensive dinner

so anyone have this game and want to get all 5 campaigns done on expert?

i downloaded that silly divx web player cause i thought it was the porno. but you have saddened me with the actual movie. i am disappointed. also when i logged in to post this post, the movie was loading and it bluescreened my computer. i hate you.

i'm just documenting my war efforts. don't rain on my parade douchemonger. you're just jealous cause the german nickname for you is Little Man and not the Apache like your Lt.

Colonel Liv M. J. Czernyk Alone in a bell tower on a remote island, it was myself and a thousand rounds of ammo in a bird's nest against 300 enemy soldiers. On the first day, 68 Japanese were slain by my rifle. On the second day, 150 fell before my sharpshooting might. On the third day, 32 more Japanese corpses littered the streets. The next day, the Japs were in full retreat and exited the island. They called me the female Sergeant York. Director Roman Polanski was so impressed by my feat he made a film called America's Pride documenting my efforts against the Japanese empire.

Colonel Liv M. J. Czernyk Alone in a bell tower in a walled off city, it was myself and a thousand rounds of ammo in a bird's nest against 300 enemy soldiers. On the first day, 68 Germans were slain by my rifle. On the second day, 150 fell before my sharpshooting might. On the third day, 32 more Nazi corpses littered the streets. The next day, the Krauts were in full retreat and exited the city. They called me the female Sergeant York. Director Roman Polanski was so impressed by my feat he made a film called America's Pride documenting my efforts against the Third Reich.

an agent will interrupt your learning session and crush your skull with two fingers. then he will peel off your skin layer by layer until you lie there, a headless corpse of muscle and bones. he will then transport your bleeding, lifeless carcass into the wild to be picked apart by carrion feeding birds. days later he returns and defecates on your bones. your loved ones watch helplessly as agents assimilate their bodies, their last moments in this alternate reality in agonizing pain. soon the machines find your ship in the real world, the USS Anal Pretzel, and slowly but surely, the sentinels make their way into the control room where your helpless body awaits their unyielding, ruthless rape. your crew watches helplessly as the sentinels slowly disembowel your rigid flesh, leaving only the head and neck connected to the matrix to live out eternity as a turd covered skeleton. all of this because you're too lazy to take classes; was it worth it? i wish i had whiskey

thanks for the links. check out my new desktop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIppzbWGsvY step aside susan boyle

EVERYONE DANCE TO THE KITTY SONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGLTXqfAtWA

lol there are no john cenas on my wall.

idk who john cena is lol. there are johnny depps, james deans, orlando bloom, marlon brandos, and a few others i can't turn my head far enough to see.

i love both my puppies and my kitties.

apologies my frand. i have changed it abump says:

you will play mw2 with me you will play mw2 with me you will play mw2 with me

you will all play mw2 with me, especially you zahl for ignoring me earlier. this is your fate if you don't

Y0UR M0N1T0R IS UNCLEEN

if anyone wants to play add me to friends. (: www.steamcommunity.com/id/ellesee was it worth $60 to me? well after playing it on my brother's computer i went out last tuesday and bought my own copy. the game is fun no ifs ands or buts about it.

hi zahl. i'm 21, an aspiring musician and i like pink floyd and video games. i'm fun to be around and i'm single.

Thankfully, I did and someone didn't read the README.