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evo-lution ßÄЯ

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  1. That is absolutely impressive i am shocked
  2. *sits next to Cast and shares popcorn*
  3. Damn dude scary shit thank the gods you are alright...
  4. love it!
  5. Amen!
  6. Yeeaaahhh reliability is the toughest thing to get and my car is finally showing it can be after 3 years of almost constant repairs...
  7. The 1.8T on the bigger A4s is a little under powered and thats why they got reid of it and use the 2.slow instead on the other hand the torque has never been an issue in mine or my buddy's TT... dream car though Evo IX
  8. kinda scary
  9. Yay another car person sweet... im a huge car fan Mainly Audi (i know expensive right?!?!) right now i have a '97 A4 just put it on coilovers loving the chin scrape *sarcasm* looking to replace the turbo so i can get my power back woot woot and after that its up in the air.
  10. Batdog... why cant you just be happy for me love it
  11. Sorry capt but you might want to look at possible ways to enlarge if your sitting around the one inch range...
  12. OH dear god wow is that how its done... time to put away the powered shaver than
  13. If it crashed they are so tightly packed they wouldnt move at all... imagine having that job though pushing them into the train?
  14. just cause i creep Engle's window does not a voyuer me make
  15. love it nice job
  16. I'm the opposite im the aggressive asshole who cuts through everything... i love light traffic gives me something to do
  17. О, Боже, я люблю это ... но нарком изнасиловать большинство из нас? Вот что я слышал случилось в последний раз ... Все град господ
  18. i didnt taste anything Engle gave me last night either... odd
  19. I had to reread that cause at first i saw nothing wrong with that...
  20. A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
  21. nice love this video
  22. new project!
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