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evo-lution ßÄЯ

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  1. Name PoGo Steam Id: pOgO" STEAM_0:0:9953737 36:07 44 0 active Reason for ban: intentional Tk in spawn then leaving thinking he could get away with it Duration: 2 weeks Demo: N
  2. Its not the music the littel girls go for its the fact that he is in his 15 minutes of fame and people are too stupid to realize that he is annoying as shit.
  3. Interesting Idea but just like the drink Cocaine i think someone is gonna bitch enough and have it removed
  4. LOL wow really? i dont think as a community that Wells should be the only one controlling the apples i want one!!!!!!
  5. I have... i think his name was Zahl but they said his rod was only for show and he couldnt use it cause he didnt know how......
  6. One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started swinging it madly trying to hit a baby seal but instead he stabbed Zahl in the left buttcheek. Zahl moaned and screamed alot for hot candle wax to be slowly dripped on to his hot and spicy chilli-burger, the name he bestowed upon Cayen. Suddenly Aliens rushed Mcdowell's porn stash. The MRB shot Zahl's European face with gooey, sticky dijon mustard sauce with an added smack on the tip of his penis head. Then, cramer decided to make Cayen lick the mustard off of the large blue, wet rock that Cramer just urinated all over. After licking the rock, McKenzie sprung at Zahl trying
  7. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?? for me id wanna go to new zealand and toyko
  8. ILVTOFU TOO!!!!!!!!! hahahaha especially you Parker really i hope that if i pass out that someone would do something instead of try to continue the show as a piece of scenery hit me over the head. i almost did that in bowling...... the falling part not the strike lol ok well i gotta go clean myself up i just about pissed myself laughing...
  9. ne day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started swinging it madly trying to hit a baby seal but instead he stabbed Zahl in the left buttcheek. Zahl moaned and screamed alot for hot candle wax to be slowly dripped on to his hot and spicy chilli-burger, the name he bestowed upon Cayen. Suddenly Aliens rushed Mcdowell's porn stash. The MRB shot Zahl's European face with gooey, sticky dijon mustard sauce with an added smack on the tip of his penis head. Then, cramer decided to make Cayen lick the mustard off of the large blue, wet rock that Cramer just urinated all over. After licking the
  10. Game looks sweet i wanna try it but i need a better system first haha.
  11. looks interesting ill have to give it a look when i get back to a good wifi signal...
  12. ne day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started swinging it madly trying to hit
  13. One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started
  14. I'd call myself drifter and be a Toyota Supra
  15. One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time I gave Head
  16. Amen. I got a virus not too long ago that changed your internet to a proxy server so you couldnt get out to try to update any virus scans. it would then try to tell you your system was infected with a virus and to scan with a program that was in itself the virus. after alot of fussing i finally booted from a disk and was able to go and delete every file that the virus downloaded into my system. i also used Maleware to remove any sleeper setting that the virus but in. in the end a shit ton of pain in the ass worrying
  17. Wow that is ... interesting to say the least and parker michael did the whitening himself
  18. assless chaps huh? and some anal lube.... nice Gmoney will be happen to know he has some useful shit after all
  19. wow i didnt know someone demoed that last argument you got into zahl
  20. more USA places cruise boats go yeah thats a perfect map right dere
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