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Full body kevlar suit and helmet should keep me safe until I clear out the mall with my weapons.

After that it's me, Hayden Winters, 2 sets of lingerie, and a pile of condoms.

In actual combat I suspect that Hayden will be a terrible sidekick, so at some point she'll end up dead. At that point plan B comes into action. Laptop, porn DVD collection, lube, and tissues.

When the laptop battery runs out I take out that last bullet I saved for myself...

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Only shit I would do: Go up to my uncle's and friend's house, grab my friend's dad's SWAT gear, and combat knives, and grab my uncle's rifles and machine guns. Grab all the ammo I can, raid mcdonald's grab all the food I can, grab all the toilet paper I can, a nice big tube of lube, some playboys, and good ol' wood-cutting axe.

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Proulx Forum Greenhorn

Proulx

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TBH, those shoes will not help you at all. All about getting Nike max airs:

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I tried to stay as realistic as possible. The guns are in the armory at base, I happen to know where the keys are located. ^^

The rest is all things that are readily available in my house.

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Ford 1st MRB

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NVG, for killing those pesky night stalkers.

Beer dispenser helmet, self explanatory.

Green Man Suit, everyone knows zombies can't see green.

Gatlin Gun

Crossbow

Cattle Prod

2 man Survival backpack.

Marlboro Lights

A Fleshlight, not a flash light. Self explanatory.

Batmobile that doubles as a crotch rocket.

Taco Bell. Food and drinks.

Dexter Morgan. Knows how to kill shit.

Chilli Peppers go good with anything, even zombies.

Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. If you've seen Ghostbusters, you'll understand.

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A Fleshlight, not a flash light. Self explanatory.

If thou shall chain up a female zombie and commit thy to intercourse assuming reproductive parts are intact, is thou not a rapists? Tis the greatest question. The female zombie hungers for meat, so without haste thou shall provide.

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If thou shall chain up a female zombie and commit thy to intercourse assuming reproductive parts are intact, is thou not a rapists? Tis the greatest question. The female zombie hungers for meat, so without haste thou shall provide.

wont that be necrophilia though richards

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Doran, with your final boss being the Kool-Aid man, and your side kick beng Chuck Norris, you may have won at Zombie Survival. I'll still try to eat your Brains though. And Teachey, he breaks the skate parts of and uses them to stab things, Duh.

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here is what i would choose.

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1. Aviators, got to look cool while killing

2. helmet, gotta protect that nugen

3. Cloak of invis, (Harry potter) - they wont see me coming

4. TF2 turret, just in case it gets crowded

5. Mocs, comfortable

6. 590 shotty, Standard military use, well.... With some upgrades

7. .50 cal, fuck bitches up

8. energy sword, HALO close encounters

9. GO GREEN, save the enviroment

10. Trojan, YUPPPPPPPP

11. TWINS? YUPPPPPPPPPPPPP

12. CHOCOLATE, yummmy <---

13. ipod, music-----> THRILLER |

14. GREY GOOSE, ---------------^

15. MARIO superpower, just incase i find MARIO

16. Optimus Prime, Best vehicle ill need. HANDS down

17. CAMP Pendleton, other MARINES, this will do

18. BUSH, gotta have that guy. XD

19. THRILLER, gotta love that ole MJ

20. DUKE NUKEM.

aDICK4

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