Unit Reh-tard of September

[Elder]

VOTE FOR ME!!! I WANT TO KEEP MY REIGN WITH THE HELMET OF RETARDEDNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cast 1st MRB]

just for posting that picture of a twat i voted for you

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

And....

Moved.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

That's my helmet Elder, I will demand a duel to prove my worthiness! The time, HIGH NOON! Location, Times Square. The weapons? SPORKS! The Condition? TO THE DEATHHHH!!!

[Elder]

That's my helmet Elder, I will demand a duel to prove my worthiness! The time, HIGH NOON! Location, Times Square. The weapons? SPORKS! The Condition? TO THE DEATHHHH!!!

I shall meet you there!

(walks over to McKenzie)

*pulls out a spoon*

YOU JUST BROUGHT A SPORK TO A SPOON FIGHT MO' FUCKA!

[Elder]

KEEP THEM VOTES COMING! I WANNA HIT AT LEAST 35-40 VOTES!

[Elder]

I shall be making my rounds for my campaigning! Please, ask any question you want. IF YOU DARE

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Not many people actually want to be considered a reh-tard...

[Elder]

Not many people actually want to be considered a reh-tard...

Ah, but it is important to me in this unit.

[Wingate]

I voted for everyone except for Elder... I think Elder should be disqualified for wanting to keep his reign.

[Elder]

I voted for everyone except for Elder... I think Elder should be disqualified for wanting to keep his reign.

Meanie.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

-Assasinates Elder with a Spork-

Your spoon is no match for the advanced technology of the melding of a Spoon and a Fork!

You're REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER! LONG LIVE THE NEW REH-TARD!

[Elder]

-Assasinates Elder with a Spork-

Your spoon is no match for the advanced technology of the melding of a Spoon and a Fork!

You're REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER! LONG LIVE THE NEW REH-TARD!

*... and then McKenzie's dream ends*

HAHA N00B!