ONE LINERS!!

[Grant 1st MRB]

Every meal here at school Knobs are required to give what is called a mess facts. Mine is a joke that can be said in mixed company, i.e. females are present. But after 3 months I am running dry so I thought I would ask what ammo yall had. The funnier and more obscure/ unknown, the better, lets see what yall got.

Edited November 7, 2011 by Grant 1st MRB

[Legend]

Hey, You must be from Ireland because my penis is ah "Dublin."

[Tragedy]

Remember, there is no I in team, but there is a U in Cunt. So don't be little jealous cunts, ok? - Kenny Powers

listen here you beautiful bitch I'm about to fuck you up with some truth - Kenny Powers

There's one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image, is your big tits. - Kenny Powers

This is about real emotions. This is about me, loving you, for real. And not in a just to make me come kinda way, in a real way. - Kenny Powers

Hope i didnt miss the theme of this i just love east bound and down its king of 1 liners lol....