Rejected iPod Engravings

[Parker 1st MRB]

The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple:

• 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside
• iMolest kids.
• Not to be used as a suppository.
• I cost more than three hookers.
• When my battery dies, so will you.
• Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.
• iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible.
• Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters
• Cocaine and razor blade not included.
• Lick My Shiny Metal Ass
• karma is a bitch
• Bad Mother Fucker
• Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.
• I play with myself.
• Steal this? Will self destruct when used.
• iMasturbate five times a day
• F uck Osama.
• Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time
• I cost more per ounce than cocaine.
• This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.
• Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!
• Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!

THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED:

• Mohammed The iPhone
• Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help
• "One time at band camp."
• Turn Me Over And Rub Your Thumb All Over Me
• This engraving has lowered my resale value
• I don't need good taste, I've got selection.
• Kiss me, I've got Irish music.
• To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks!
• George Bush Hates Black People
• fatti i cazzi tuoi (Mind your own f-ing business)
• I Don't Do Windows
• Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A
• My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon
• Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed
• Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo
• Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$
• I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk!
• Scratch your balls, not my metal.
• Who said Apple sucks?
• Save water, drink beer and shower together.
• Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
• People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
• WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set.
• 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife.
• If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
• This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
• Once you go small and white...
• 98% Liberace-free!
• Harmful If Swallowed.
• Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs
• I'm so trendy look at my white headphones!
• Size Does Matter
• Musically Disturbed
• Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside
• Contents Under Pressure from RIAA
• My other handheld is a PocketPC
• CDs are for amish people!
• Quarter free jukebox
• FCUK WINDOWS
• Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly.
• I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
• My iPod can beat up your honor roll student.
• Your mamma uses a walkman.
• "Say hello to my little friend"
• FCUK THE SHUFFLE, WTF I Ordered a 60 Gigger!

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

Epic win gonna have to get something when i never get one. XP

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Epic win gonna have to get something when i never get one. XP

I see what you did there but nice I wana make a new one now