Acronyms for truck company's

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Hey need some help to make fun of a kid who drives a Chevy. Post any you know for others as well.

Ford - Found On Road Dead

GMC - Government Made Crap

- Got Mechanic Coming

- Gay Man's car

Dodge - Drips Oil, Drains Grease Everywhere

Mopar - Moments Of Power Are Rare.

Pontiac - Poor Old Newfie Thought Its A Cadillac

Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket

[Jablonski]

Honda - hold on not done accelerating

Kia - Killed in accident

Chevrolet - Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Fiat - Fix it again, Tony!

GMC - Gay mans Chevy

Saab - Send Another Automobile Back

Saturn - Same American Trash Under Revised Name

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

BMW

Break My Window

[Gardner2]

Ford - Ford's old rusted Dodges