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Gather these items: 1 liter of fresh blood. 1 oz of thyme. A 3/4 inch iron pipe. A 8 qt pot with lid . Your computer.

Next, pour the blood in the pot while sprinkling in the thyme.

Put the lid on the pot, and stick the pipe through the lid.

Put the pot on a fire and bring to a boil.

As it is coming to a boil, chant "Steam Powered" over and over.

When the blood boils it will release steam, hold your computer over the pipe and let the steam flow over it.

Start chanting "Steam Pipe Steam Pipe" until all the blood boils away.

When the blood boils away, chant "OH MIGHTY GABE HEAR YOUR SERVANTS PLEA! PLEASE FIX MY CUSTOM SKINS FOR DODS!"

A spirit of Gabe Newell will appear and fix all your problems.

I really hope this helps Gris.

i so feel like posting this in the steam support section, here is how you fix all your problems!

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Gather these items: 1 liter of fresh blood. 1 oz of thyme. A 3/4 inch iron pipe. A 8 qt pot with lid . Your computer.

Next, pour the blood in the pot while sprinkling in the thyme.

Put the lid on the pot, and stick the pipe through the lid.

Put the pot on a fire and bring to a boil.

As it is coming to a boil, chant "Steam Powered" over and over.

When the blood boils it will release steam, hold your computer over the pipe and let the steam flow over it.

Start chanting "Steam Pipe Steam Pipe" until all the blood boils away.

When the blood boils away, chant "OH MIGHTY GABE HEAR YOUR SERVANTS PLEA! PLEASE FIX MY CUSTOM SKINS FOR DODS!"

A spirit of Gabe Newell will appear and fix all your problems.

I really hope this helps Gris.

i so feel like posting this in the steam support section, here is how you fix all your problems!

Do it!

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