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Hahhaha I won't post it unless he says ok, but to give you an idea:

Imagine the greatest song ever made, being performed by a choir of one thousand young nubile ladies with voices of gold while floating on clouds made of dreams. Imagine unicorns playing harps with their hooves while rainbows explode like fireworks all around. Imagine a million doves circling this amazing display and chirping along in harmony. Imagine elephants stomping to the beat and triumphantly sounding off with their trunks.

Now imagine the exact opposite of all that and you'll be close : )

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Hahhaha I won't post it unless he says ok, but to give you an idea:

Imagine the greatest song ever made, being performed by a choir of one thousand young nubile ladies with voices of gold while floating on clouds made of dreams. Imagine unicorns playing harps with their hooves while rainbows explode like fireworks all around. Imagine a million doves circling this amazing display and chirping along in harmony. Imagine elephants stomping to the beat and triumphantly sounding off with their trunks.

Now imagine the exact opposite of all that and you'll be close : )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Laughed my ass off!

But fine. Do it.

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