Penis Poll v1.0
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1. You MUST pick one, and only one.
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Penis has the ability to painlessly pee actual liquid gold, but only if your diet consists of other people's actual pee.9
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Penis can grow or shrink to the ideal size for any given mate, but if you climax, you ejaculate bees.4
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Penis is completely prehensile, but you can only achieve and maintain an erection by looking at a picture of your parents naked.1
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Penis is detachable and can fetch any item on command, but you maintain constant sensation throughout its trip and it has a fetish for cacti and paper cuts.0
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Penis can tell the future with 100% accuracy, but looks exactly like Kuato from Total Recall.5
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