Technology is great...

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

So I'm writing this from 30,000 feet somewhere above Virginia I think, maybe more north. It amazes me what we are capable of doing nowadays. For example, as I am writing this, a young girl next to me is jamming out with bright pink fluffy headphones and perusing pictures on her phone...completely nude pictures that she is having no shame whatsoever flashing about to both me and the young soldier on her other side. She can't be older than 20; we are very uncomfortable. But hey, sometimes technology makes you uncomfortable, take the good with the bad.

She also has a stuffed monkey in her lap.

This is a fucking weird situation, all thanks to technology (and probably some mental issues), and I get to broadcast it live to all my buddies thanks to technology too and oh shit, she just got pissed off at the monkey and fucking chucked it few rows back (we are in first class). I couldn't see who it hit, but she is not happy. And is sitting right next to me. And kind of smells like a hamster cage.

If I die, make sure the cops look at her woodchip-stinking ass first.

Happy Thanksgiving from 30k feet above!

[Guest]

Sounds like you lucked out with your single serving friend.

[C. Wilson 1st MRB]

Happy Thanksgiving Brown!