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What Happened to Johnson?

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What Happened to Johnson?  

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  1. 1. What Happened to Johnson?

    • Power outage
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    • He cracked under the pressure of leading a realism
      2
    • He got fired from the pub near the station, boom boom.
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    • Bradley realized he wouldn't make the roster so using HLStats he tracked down Johnson in Northampton and broke into his house. Bradley held Johnson hostage until he was allowed to play in the realism but Johnson would not crack and told him the realism protocol must be upheld at all costs. Hearing this, Bradley killed Johnson and soon after killed himself for he could not live in a world without Johnson
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    • Chelsea supporters kidnapped Johnson and locked him in a dungeon until he denounces Arsenal F.C.
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    • He fell asleep
      3
    • The Queen needed his help
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    • He secretly works for the 3te PGD and sabotaged us
      4
    • He was late for his pottery class he goes to every Saturday at 4pm EST
      1
    • Someone challenged him to a duel with pistols which he accepted and he lost
      4
    • He was busy trying to prove that 2 top lane in league is a viable strat and forgot what other obligations he had today and was deep into research
      4
    • Trollson strikes again
      5

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