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If anyone saw the Oscars you will have seen John Travolta freshly emerged from a giant egg laid by a UFO (least that's what the church of Scientology would have us believe rather than a shocking hair dye job) introducing Idina Menzel.... Except for one night only she was the one the only Adele Dazeem.

You might wonder how this tiny eyed square jawed loon managed this feat whilst reading an autocue...

So heres a bit of fun...

1)Hit the link,

Travoltafy Me Oh Xenu....

2)pop your name in

3)post the results (best results follow like this K(space) Lloyd)

4)??????

5)Profit

Edited by Lloyd 1st MRB
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Bethany Palmzer

Trololol sounds like a porn actress

She was wonderful in Interracial Hole Stretchers VI

I thought it was Interracial Hole Stretchers IV

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"Jae Orteez"

Fuck I went from being Irish to being Mexican!

Fuck you John Travolta may the souls of the dead thetans rise from the volcanoes and dry hump you until your are devoid of all of your thetans.

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Bethany Palmzer

Trololol sounds like a porn actress

She was wonderful in Interracial Hole Stretchers VI

I thought it was Interracial Hole Stretchers IV

She's a recurring character.

That ping pong ball trick was good though

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