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I rent one out of eight small student appartments that are all placed in the same building, and we've had this huge construction worker living with us for about a week.

Last night I come home and find this 40 year old man on the floor, with his pants down and diarrhea shit freaking everywhere.

I can't do nothing but laugh as I walk over him, then the smell hits me and I'm starting to realize that I am going to have to sleep in it.. (not the poo, the smell of it)

But this shows to not be my biggest problem since his snoaring alone had me up for quite a while..

(At this point I am still thinking about waking him up just so he dosen't lose his job over this when people get here in the morning).

But I just couldn't do that, I couldn't look shame straight in the eye and slide around in his shit trying to get him on his feet)..

So I left him there and I fell asleep, then I wake up by the noise of this fucker pissing in the hallway, and it sounded like he was gagging quite a bit too..

I smoke to cover the smell and to fall asleep, wake up this morning and hes gone.

He did clean up the actual crap parts but left this even bigger space of sticky diarreah that one just could not avoid stepping in..

Soo... I just had a chat with my landlord and the school staff, you should have seen their faces when I first walk in with "two complaints", the first one was about the shitty internet connection, and to this I got an arrogant answer in the form of a complain that I bring only bad news on a monday, after that I tell them about the poo adventure I've had, and this totally changed the look of their foyer.. Everyone got real quiet for a while there.. ^^

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Nah, my connection has been shitty for about two weeks now... Even before Marco shat in my hallway, he did it right next to the modem though.

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Nah, my connection has been shitty for about two weeks now... Even before Marco shat in my hallway, he did it right next to the modem though.

Is it internet issues all around or just in the pub server?

I can surf and stream without having any problems, but I get crazy rubberbanding on the pub.

Even tough my ping is around 100-150, (playable most of the time).

They must have changed something around here, cause I have been hearing other people complain who also use this accesspoint and play other games..

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Nah, my connection has been shitty for about two weeks now... Even before Marco shat in my hallway, he did it right next to the modem though.

Is it internet issues all around or just in the pub server?

I can surf and stream without having any problems, but I get crazy rubberbanding on the pub.

Even tough my ping is around 100-150, (playable most of the time).

They must have changed something around here, cause I have been hearing other people complain who also use this accesspoint and play other games..

Yep i have the exact same issue as you, the No.1 reason i'm never in the pub.

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