A Real Marine

[J. Hill]

A Marine was taking college classes between Deployments to Afghanistan.

One of the classes he had to take was taught by a Professor who was an Atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating "God, if you are real, I want you to come down here and knock me off this platform. I will give you 15 minutes."

Several minutes ticked by in silence. When the 15 minute time almost expired the Marine got up from his seat, approached the Professor and punched him in the face knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine then simply returned to his seat.

The professor came to, visibly shaken and asked the marine, "What the hell did you do that for?"

The Marine said "God was busy protecting America's military who are out protecting your right to say stupid shit like that, so he sent me to fill in."

[Corrente 1st MRB]

Lol. I like it!

[Mathews]

lmao too good

[Wanner 1st MRB]

Well deserved. Lol great post poppa Hill