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That Leia chick is hot.

Agreed. haha

Check this out:

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]

Yeah

No longer Anakin

Formerly a Skywalker

Son's next rebel hero

But I'll be Sith forever

I'm teh newest Dark lord And since my training years

I can choke from anywhere

Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva

But after three movies Now I've got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine

No vegetation Catch me rolling through teh cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia's home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain't one to mess with

Flying through teh trenches

Blasting rebel noobies

what what happened to teh fat one

Think he died of heart disease All that's left is this guy

Chasing him in my TIE I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high

Damn i just got wiped out

Falcon shot teh back of me

Spinning into outerspace

But I'll be back definitely

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]

In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot teh exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But teh force is within Luke

Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope

[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]

Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman

Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can

You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo

Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo

Welcome to teh planet Hoth AT-ATs hit teh spot Walking tanks are too legit

But they fall down a lot Check teh front, check teh back, cant find teh Falcon yet

We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?

Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll

Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok If freezin's safe for Han

Doing Luke teh same way

New deal Lando

Ain't no pardon

Kid blew up my boys

Rest in peace Moff Tarkin

Turns out we are family

Embrace your dark fate

Dad and son together, yo No way teh emperor's safe, cause...

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars

Now Han Solo's a coffee table

There's nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]

He's on Dagobah

With some dyslexic Jedi dude

Right hand still got sliced through Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]

Lightsabers grinding

Palpatine's smiling

Cause he knew it would come to this teh light side is blind with casualties

Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse

Don't fight your destiny

Wasn't a great dad, true

Absent all teh while

No happy times behind us, and plus, now I'm killin' you

Keep fencing mister, 'cause now I sense a sister

You don't go bad, maybe I'll enlist her

Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout Watch out kid, he's got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate

End this prune with a badass murder suicide

Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can't wear it again

Do it, I'll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars

Destroy new Death Star's generator

Ewoks to teh rescue

Blast through to teh core

This Regime's gonna be brand new

Galactic Empire's through

teh Jedi have returned, returned, returned

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