Quote Thread

[J. Kirk]

Kaelee (mullaney): stupid steam went down on me

MSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: did it feel good?

TSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Quoting ur self is as lame as being the only person laughing at your own joke. -1..

-1

I wasn't quoting myself. I was qouting mullaney. I can see ur point and will remove my comment following her statement.

Edited July 17, 2014 by Kirk 1st MRB

[Mottola 1st MRB]

"Grass on the ball, play field." - Ducky Momo

[Gilmore 1st MRB]

frank underwood: slick man do you have the cloak of invisibility on?

[J. Kirk]

Sgt. G. Werner [1st MRB]: still waiting on that circle jerk

[Candy 1st MRB]

Pubber (Maines): I am not going to let you dominate me deadchick (BAR), nooo way!

Pvt. S. Francour (in Connery accent): Have you ever tried it? Its no so bad.

Edited August 2, 2014 by Candy 1st MRB

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Candy (in Vent) : "Damn Arsenault, I haven't seen you in a good while! What the hell were you doing? Like, planting trees or stuff? Oh that's right, you were planting trees..."

[S. Hill]

Here is a good quote. "Iron bars nor stone walls make a cell or prison."

or even this one.

"Heaven is a state of heart or of soul, but never a state of mind".

[M. Johnson 1st MRB]

"You dont know, this could be harry potter, and they could appear in random places with their wands" - Rather during the 1st Vs 2nd Platoon Squad Tournament Match

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

TSgt. S. Magic : "WTF we have two Hills now??"

TSgt. A. Mottola : "Yeah! When you put them together you get boobies!"

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Pvt. J. Hill "Thank you Master Sergeant Gearhart for killing my father....I mean son"

[Candy 1st MRB]

SgtMaj. Quarterman left to check Pub and came back to the realism:

SgtMaj. Quarterman(as the timer runs down): (whisper) Live it.

Pfc. S. Hill: No we need to wait until Quarterman gets back.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Pvt. J. Hill "Thank you Master Sergeant Gearhart for killing my father....I mean son"

haha, "Wait im the father"

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

|SS| Dino : "Kids are the worst STD you can get."

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Sgt. O'Hare "Hey Sanborne, have you ever done this backwards?"

2ndLt. Wells "Whatttttttttttt?!"

[A. Cannon 1st MRB]

I commend the effort, but sadly Johnson is like the village slave everyone has dominated him.

[J. Kirk]

1stSgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: is black mode still on?

i think he meant blackout mode but theres a chance we have another johnson!

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

"MSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: dont kill me

1stSgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: no

MSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: :*(

1stSgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: such is the ciiiiiiircle of life!

MSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: WELL

MSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: AKUNA MATATA BITCH"

And he is the first one I kill.

[Candy 1st MRB]

"Cannon is like from Canada and France, his ping is bipolar" - MSgt. L. Barry

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

" 1stSgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: yo unit meeting in vent come to the conference room channel

GySgt. G. Roussel [1st MRB]: I'm in there

GySgt. G. Roussel [1st MRB]: I don't hear anyone

1stSgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: thats because you are in the wrong channel....

GySgt. G. Roussel [1st MRB]: oopss "

[Parker 1st MRB]

Regarding Tetris the movie.

"HAHAHAHA, I fucking love it. 5 STARS!" -Tetris BAR

[B. O'Hare 1st MRB]

G Visca: So....what's our policy on dog vagina's?

D. Lystad: What?

H. Stone: What?

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

11:37 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: phloken?

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: what does phone sayh

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: r2d2

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: phoen

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: phone

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: fuckkignpahonje

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: fucking phone

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: heyh

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: indian

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: jis ok

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: owno

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: jnho

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: ono

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: bi

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: no

11:38 PM - 2ndLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: well nly from

[Wells 1st MRB]

Lies.

[Griswold]

What were you on tonight wells? I want some!

[J. Kirk]

GySgt. A. Cannon: Yup, I have old soggy balls.

Note, not saggy but soggy.

Edited October 28, 2014 by Kirk 1st MRB