Quote Thread

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: Your mic sounds like you're in a tunnel Cribari.

Rather: Why are you in a tunnel Cribari?

Cribari: Becuase fuck you, that's why.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Regarding the 1st MRB fantasy baseball league. This was posted on the smack board:

Englebretson: If I win this week it will be a miracle

Dillon: I am so glad that God doesn't love you.

How dare you

[Jablonski]

Sgt. P. Jablonski [1st MRB]: Are you around/wanna host a realism for us?

SSgt. S. Peaker [1st MRB]: No, i'm doing cocaine off a hooker's body

[Griswold]

Man Jablonski learn to spell your name right god

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: Rather don't be ashamed of your culture.

Rather: Don't be ashamed of your trees in Canada.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

1stSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: the dragon was my bitch

1stSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i rode that thing hard

[Magoo]

Magoo: I banned a Recruit today.

Legend: Did you also reject him?

Richards: No he accepted him but he's only allowed to do forum work.

*Everyone laughs*

Richards: You guys laugh but if he was to do that he would probably be a Sergeant Major in no time.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

Anton Reis: bitches.

Tim Brown: hooker

Anton Reis: ooo

Tim Brown: ill bitchslap you so hard you'll give birth to a litter of puppies

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Another successful MG MOS, crushed some dreams." -Magoo 1st MRB

[Parker 1st MRB]

I read out loud to Rather what his team typed in chat to prove to him that I have that ability without being in the server.

Rather: Oh look at me I have HLSW, I think I'm so cool.

Me: Ya whatever Staff Sergeant.

Rather: But I'm not a Staff Ser.....NOOOO!

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: Someone wrote "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity" lol!

Engle: Well it's true.

Me: No, if you fuck long and hard enough you'll get there. Trust me.

Yama: Yea I've been a virgin 17 times.

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

[Kissinger]

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: ........... Ok yeah we need to reorganize what sniper buddy means

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: mmhm

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: It is a mutual agreement between two to aid eachother as a sniper team

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: correct?

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: Yes but we cannot love each other

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: but

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: we can

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] looks at the stars in a gay moment

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: HAHHAHAHA

[Bryant 1st MRB]

INGAME: Johnson: well guys the realism has been postponed....

scilence....

VENT: Arsenault: well looks like im getting drunk tonight.

everyone else, yeahh me too

[Bryant 1st MRB]

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: DONT FOCUS THEN

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: i have to pretend

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: think of oyster

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: the oyster is a magical creature

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: mmm im thinking about herrr

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: herrr

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: HERRRR

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: it lives in the sea

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: and it eats ... stuff

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: BUT

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: WHEN ATTACKED

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: it becomes a vicious

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: bear

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: of

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: teeeth

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: oysters; nature's transformers

[Bryant 1st MRB]

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: I NEED KATE UPTON

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NO

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: YOU DONT

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: if you have sex with her, then NO ONE EVER will be good enough, and you'll turn into an asexual emo kid from nebraska with bad teeth and sweat-stained whife beaters piling up under your plaid couch while you watch maury and drink miller light

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: o

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i've seen it a thousand times

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

I can honestly say I said none of the above remarks. None of them. Bryant is fabricating it all.

[Jablonski]

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] killed Sgt. P. Jablonski [1st MRB] with thompson.

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] suicided.

Player: Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] - Damage Given

"Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: wtf, how did i kill myself with a thompson? No one even shot me!"

[Giovannoli 1st MRB]

SSgt. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: nah i only got word to look at banana

SSgt. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: the player of course

SSgt. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: not like

SSgt. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: banana banana

SSgt. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: hehe

[Magoo]

Magoo: Fun fact: The world's widest road is in Brazil. 160 cars can drive side by side.

Legend: So there's a part of earth that like just can't breathe.

[Magoo]

Magoo: Riddle me this Holland. If you know me, you'll want to share me but if you share me, I'll be gone. What am I?

Legend: That's so easy... Starburst!

[Lafy BAR]

Magoo: Fun fact: The world's widest road is in Brazil. 160 cars can drive side by side.

Legend: So there's a part of earth that like just can't breathe.

A common urban legend persists that the Monumental Axis is the widest road in the world, where "[100 to 160] cars can drive side by side". This is untrue, as the road consists of two avenues with six lanes on either side; a total of twelve lanes. However, it was in the Guinness Book of Records as having the widest median (central reservation) of a divided highway (dual carriageway) in the world.

[Lafy BAR]

Gio: Be right back

*clunk*

Gio: Ow

[Parker 1st MRB]

This happened while we were playing LoL and vent was lagging out.

Patrick: Johnson you have to last hit!

Patrick: Johnson you have to get fed!!

Patrick: Johnson you're the AD carry!!!

Me: Like flies to scheisse.

[Dawson 1st MRB]

You're arguing to a mikeD, about a MikeD in the Mike D fan club. Your argument is invalid.

-talking to a friend in facebook, he was arguing about beastie boy lyrics with me (which he was correct) inside the facebook page for Mike D's I created.

[Logsdon]

McDowell in the unit meeting: "Everybody likes midget porn"

no

no i do not