Quote Thread

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing in the pub talking about sugar, chocolate bars and diabetic comas 

 

Barry: Thats what I'm gonna do when I dont want to be on this planet anymore, going to eat 40 Snickers bars and take a nap.

Scintra: Thats a lot of candy wouldnt your teeth hurt after a while? 

Wilson: Nah thats not a lot of Snickers I've done that before.

Crafton: Wilson, what is your diet? 40 Snickers bars?!

Wilson: Well it may have been others as well, but 40's not a lot.

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing in the pub with Small, Crafton, Wilson, Pitteway

 

Crafton: I'm gonna start calling that guy bukake Tsunami 

Pittewaty: Omg XD

Wilson: Wait what is that?

Fielding: Well you know what a Tsunami is right?

Wilson: Yes but what is bukake?

Small: Jism

Fielding: So bukake Tsunami would be a very big mess

Wilson: As long as that poor girl doesn't get dehydrated

Pitteway: Shes not drowning!

Wilson: No I mean that would be a lot of salt, easy to dehydrate

Everyone: Dies 

Crafton: Thaaats a quote thread. 

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing in the pub with Vides, Braastad and Corney. Getting to know each other

 

Braastad: Vides where are you from man?

Vides: I'm not in a gang man

Corney: Wait what? Why would that come up?

Vides: From the U.S man, Los Angeles, not in a gang though

Fielding: That was the best answer to that question ever

Vides: Ask that question around here you get shot

Corney: LA is no joke

Vides: We play for keeps

 

Edited October 31, 2020 by Fielding 1st MRB

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing in the Pub with Logue, Scinta and Flores

 

Fielding: Fuckin S3T3 and his magicky shots

Logue: Actually I just looked up bullshit in the dictionary and there was a picture of S3T3 right there! 

Everyone: Dies laughing 

Logue: Guys just so full of shit XD

Edited November 9, 2020 by Fielding 1st MRB

[Duckers 1st MRB]

Sitting in a channel whit Moffat talking about the fact that we both studied history and me telling him that i'm gonna be doing a masters.

 

Duckers: Ye i'm gonna do my masters so the government keeps paying and i can keep on living in this appartment

Moffat: Ye I miss living...

Duckers Dies!!

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing in the pub with Duckers and Kevinsen

 

Duckers gets killed

Duckers: Kevin that was bullshit and you know it

Kevinsen: Yeah I know it

Kevinsen: But I really like it

[Guest Flores 1st MRB]

Talking to Miller about the parts he bought for the new PC

 

Flores: Let me know if they answer you back

Miller: They don't work today, it's sunday in Argentina.

Flores: It's sunday around the world!

Miller: What an idiot I am!

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Hablando con Miller sobre las piezas que se compró para el PC nuevo

 

Flores: Avísame si te responden de la tienda

Miller: Hoy no trabajan, es domingo en argentina.

Flores: Es domingo en todo el mundo!

Miller: Pero que imbecil soy! 

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing in the Pub tonight

 

Zera: Well I almost joined spec but decided to run

Fielding: Nah joining spec is for wussies gotta run and hide like a man.

Zera: Because hiding is so much fun

Fielding: Half the fun of losing is hiding from the enemy

Konig: Tell that to the Jews.

Everyone: ......

Fielding: well maybe they had fun?

Edited December 7, 2020 by Fielding 1st MRB

[Fielding 1st MRB]

FNFN in the Pub

 

Scinta: Anyone every see the Greasy Strangler?

Hansen: What is that a movie?

Scinta: Yeah directed by John Favreau

Weil: Thats what my dick calls me... the Greasy Strangler....

Everyone: Dies

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing BattleFront2 on Hoth, Warren's views on Tauntaun's

 

Warren: Man this fuckin animal thing sucks!

Fielding: you mean the Tauntaun?

Warren: Whatever it is its a piece of shit! 

Edited January 27, 2021 by Fielding 1st MRB

[Scinta]

Fielding: "I like that pubber he keeps the server engaged"

Barry: "I wish he would engage a bullet to his fucking temple"

 

*Laugh Track*

Edited February 17, 2021 by Barry 1st MRB

[Fielding 1st MRB]

During 1-1B practice

WO. Logue shoots Martinez with the sniper

Fielding: Nice shot WO

Logue: Yeah but I shot him in the dick..... not cool.

[Fielding 1st MRB]

After just banning someone with aimbot were discussing the use of Aimbots.

 

Fielding: Not sure why you'd want the instant kill everytime it would take the fun out of it.

Wright: It'd be boring thats for sure

Murl: I guess some of the aimbots are better now where it can look natural and its harder to see and they try to hide it with their configurations.

Wright: Man you should have seen them back in 2005 Ray Charles could have seen them suckers.

Everyone: Dies.

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing on Dijon. Marty is putting in work with the sniper rifle.

Marty: Shoots Logue.

SSgt. Logue: (very disgruntly) I swear I'm gonna do bad things to you.

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Talking about English teeth while playing in the pub.

Small: Speaking the Americans have worse teeth than us

Wright: Oh bullshit I've been over there ya'll have teeth like jack o lanterns

Everyone: Dies

[Martinez 1st MRB]

Fielding kills Martinez

 

Fielding: I shot you in the spine Marty, you are either dead or a parallelogram

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing Halo CE with Faller and Candy.

 

Fielding: Lt I love you but I swear to god if you shoot me one more time

Candy: Oh did I get you?

Mongillo: Yeah that seems like something that he'd do

Candy: Its not my fault we changed teams hallfway through, we were blue then all of a sudden red

Fielding: We were red from the start

Candy: I don't recall it like that

Fielding: Dies

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing Gungame with everyone on TwinTowers Arena

 

Konig: Oh I fuckin hate this map

Gougeon: This is a great map

Konig: It makes my balls tingle

Fielding: Is that a good feeling?

Konig: With horror 

[J. Miller 1st MRB]

I was on steam friend list and saw Logue still using his WO tag

 

Miller: Hey Logue

Logue: Heya man

Miller: I dont want to be your superior yet so change that name, you are Chief now

Logue: Congratulations on the promotion man! Oh wait, seriously?

Miller: Wait what? You didnt know? hahahahaha

Logue: When did that happen lol

Miller: Before me

Logue: Whaaaat

 

Congrats on your promotion Chief @Logue 1st MRB

[N. Garcia]

I was chilling in VC with Candy and Wright 

 

*Candy kills a Drake in Valheim*

 

Candy: "Fuck Drake... not the rapper" 

 

Garcia: Laughs hard

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing customs with Konig Flaxman Strickland Faller and Zeatle.

 

Konig and I speaking busted French.

 

Konig: Faller do you speak French?

Faller: No

Konig: Flaxman do you speak French?

Flaxman: No, only the French speak French.

Konig:... WOOOOOOOW

Everyone: Dies.

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing in the pub after practice with Pitteway Faller and Strickland.

 

Pitteway: Is it just me or the pubbers not very good tonight?

 

Faller: What you mean?

 

Pitteway: well i'm close to positive and I really shouldn't be.

 

Pubber: I'm 0 and 6!

 

Everyone: Dies.

[Faraj]

I Just entered the pub, a few minutes go by and I'm having a good time with the folks in the pub

 

GySgt. Logue (Jokingly says after getting killed): Ah dammit, nice shot.   Anyway, I've got where I am because I'm good with

administrative work, not because I'm good in the game.

 

Me: Laughs

 

GySgt. Logue (in a threatening voice): What are you laughing about corporal FARAJ ?!

 

*I get a cold sweat and the voice chat is in Absolute Silence*

 

GySgt. Logue: Laughs,    Me, Goose, Kevinsen and everyone else INSTANTLY DIE FROM LAUGHTER XD


 

 

Edited March 1, 2022 by Faraj 1st MRB

[Scinta]

nobody at all

Cannon: DERPEN SCHLURPEN SCHLACHT!!!!

 

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing Realism on Sturm. Everyone lines up Allies and we wait on Cash to line up but hes over on the Axis team.

Cash: Where the hell is everybody?

Major Larson: It would help if you were on Allies Cash

Cash: Oh god dammit! 

Everyone: big laugh.