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Pfc. S. Bennett [1st MRB] has earned the achievement Broomhandler

deadchick|ßÄЯ|: i can't believe you earned an achievment on me!!

deadchick|ßÄЯ|: i feel so used

Pfc. S. Bennett [1st MRB]: kinky

Pfc. S. Bennett [1st MRB]: well heres your 2 dollars...

Posted (edited)

Phan: Collins stick your finger in my ass

Collins: WTF lol

..............

Phan: If you finger me right a fortune cookie will come out

Edited by Collins 1st MRB
Posted
*Everyone circles around Collazo on the pole in axis spawn*

Collazo: *Uncontrollable laughter*

id like to add this

" collazo turning and spinning around on the pole while we all stand ina circle"

* we all say hail the great rain god collazo*

*some one says: HIS THING STICKS INTO THE GROUND: *

*UNSTOPPABLE LAUGHTER FOR 3 MINUTES*

happend during realism while we were on axis team :P

Posted

Phan: *trows a bed to me coming out a house at spawn*

phan: GET ON THE BED KISS!!!

Burke: Phan STOP HITTING ON KISS!

happend during realism american side..

(where there is a bed inside the house at spawn)

Posted (edited)
*we all say hail the great rain god collazo*

*some one says: HIS THING STICKS INTO THE GROUND: *

That was all me :P

"Everyone get in a circle were playing duck duck goose"

Bennett:"Duck duck duck queerbait *shoots and runs*"

Edited by Bennett 1st MRB
Posted

Me: Ollhoff! Calm down! Stop getting raging all the time.

Ollhoff: okay I'm calm.

Me: Alright... Ollhoff! Who is your angry buddy, whose your buddy?

Ollhoff: laughs. You are.

Me: You damn right.

Posted

Cpl. M. Collins [1st MRB|MP]: How'd you not take damage???

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahaha

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: that was funny

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: bewbs ftw

Cpl. M. Collins [1st MRB|MP]: WTF??

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahah

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: that was pretty funny

Posted

"Don't think the Police Help? Next time your being robbed, try calling a crackhead"

-Myself :D

*after accidentally moving my view a little bit, which Collazo saw*

"WHATRE YOU DOING! STAND STILL OR I WILL BEAT YOU MERCILESSLY!"

*continues on into unintelligible yelling gibberish*

lol.

Posted

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: imagine a giant fuzzy penis hitting your face

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: thats me on you

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: pew

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: slap

this was directed at me

Posted
8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: imagine a giant fuzzy penis hitting your face

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: thats me on you

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: pew

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: slap

this was directed at me

hahahahahah you forgot to put that you posted it in realism hahah

Posted

Me: What retard let them come through there second when we have men around it

Engle: Retards have names you know collins

me: Oh shit it was engle that was in the house by the second. oopss

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