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Playing customs in the pub chilling in Discord talking about food

 

Pitteway: Fielding Dairy Queen is open!

Fielding: Fuck yeah dude order it

Pitteway: Its $15 delivery fuck that what're you high?

Fielding: Yeah

Pitteway: yeah me too but fuck

Candy: I have a Dairy Queen its open

Pitteway: Yeah but that doesn't help me

Candy: yeah but atleast we have communal interests

Everyone: Dies

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Playing realism on harrington

Allied Defense 

 

Faller: *throwing nades*

Holquist: I don't think theyre coming that way

Faller: I don't give a fuck i'm throwing nades

Holquist: yeah hes upstairs

Faller: YOU SAID THEY WERENT COMING THIS WAY

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Oldie but a goodie from @gOOse GaGGLeR BAR

 

Me: *taunting Marietta in Discord while playing in game*

Goose in game: "I see you taunting Marietta on the Discord...you know you turn into a James Bond villain more and more every day"

Me: *laughing* "She brings it on herself"

Goose: *in his best Bond villain impression* "'No Marietta, I expect you to DIEEEEE' just full Goldfinger...I'm waiting for it." 

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We were sitting in discord and were talking about some of our names

Grande ended up joining the channel towards the end of the conversation and then Small told Grande "you know your name is the opposite of mine, Grande means large in Spanish and French"

*Queue Grande going quiet for a solid 5 mins and everyone else in the channel is now dead quiet*

Grande out of nowhere completely mind-blown: "WOW you're right Small! It DOES mean big!"
queue everyone dying laughing at how long it took him to figure it out

 

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Its Friday Night Fight Night in HLL and me and Muthas are in different squads.

We meet up while attacking a point:

Me: Muthas! Let's go get the poiple toineps!

Muthas: Hah poi....

 

We are immediately cut down by a MG.

 

Steam messages: 

Muthas: LMFAOO

Me:OMFG! ROFLMAO!

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Late night chilling in Discord while Pitteway goes afk in Ready or Not

 

Pitteway: I’m dead

Fielding: yeah I flash banged you 20 times and turned you into Anne Frank and you died.

Larson: Do you mean Hellen Keller?

Fielding: Yup fucked that one up.

Everyone: Dies laughing 

Pitteway: Confuse them all the time 

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FNFN getting our shit pushed in. 

 

Fielding: Angry yelling noises

Galbraith: Don't flood the comms with negativity it isn't productive, emotions are for ladies you men are not ladies.

Muthas: I feel like it the way I'm getting fucked

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I hop into discord with several others and we chat about upcoming events.

 

R. Smith: "I am retiring or resigning after the realism next month."

Me: "You aren't retiring, but we will miss you if you do."

Farmer: "Yeah we will miss you ."

R. Smith: "Like a deep-dish pizza?"

Farmer: "FUCK YOU!"

 

We burst in laughter.

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