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[Hansen 1st MRB]

While playing CS2

Belcher: Murl are you drunk?
Murl: No. I'm a survivor.

 

Edited October 5, 2024 by Hansen 1st MRB

[Holquist 1st MRB]

In the Dods pub last night,

Pubber: *generally being an asshole*
deadchick: “Now might be a good time to stop talking”

Pubber: *BS continues*
deadchick: *kicks*
Pubber returns: “Be a man, ban don’t kick”

deadchick: *bans pubber for 1 hour*

[DAPPERxDUCK BAR]

Oldie but a goodie from @gOOse GaGGLeR BAR

 

Me: *taunting Marietta in Discord while playing in game*

Goose in game: "I see you taunting Marietta on the Discord...you know you turn into a James Bond villain more and more every day"

Me: *laughing* "She brings it on herself"

Goose: *in his best Bond villain impression* "'No Marietta, I expect you to DIEEEEE' just full Goldfinger...I'm waiting for it." 

[Muthas 1st MRB]

We were sitting in discord and were talking about some of our names

Grande ended up joining the channel towards the end of the conversation and then Small told Grande "you know your name is the opposite of mine, Grande means large in Spanish and French"

*Queue Grande going quiet for a solid 5 mins and everyone else in the channel is now dead quiet*

Grande out of nowhere completely mind-blown: "WOW you're right Small! It DOES mean big!"
queue everyone dying laughing at how long it took him to figure it out

 

[Candy 1st MRB]

Its Friday Night Fight Night in HLL and me and Muthas are in different squads.

We meet up while attacking a point:

Me: Muthas! Let's go get the poiple toineps!

Muthas: Hah poi....

 

We are immediately cut down by a MG.

 

Steam messages: 

Muthas: LMFAOO

Me:OMFG! ROFLMAO!

Edited November 16, 2024 by Candy 1st MRB

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Late night chilling in Discord while Pitteway goes afk in Ready or Not

 

Pitteway: I’m dead

Fielding: yeah I flash banged you 20 times and turned you into Anne Frank and you died.

Larson: Do you mean Hellen Keller?

Fielding: Yup fucked that one up.

Everyone: Dies laughing 

Pitteway: Confuse them all the time 

[Fielding 1st MRB]

FNFN getting our shit pushed in. 

 

Fielding: Angry yelling noises

Galbraith: Don't flood the comms with negativity it isn't productive, emotions are for ladies you men are not ladies.

Muthas: I feel like it the way I'm getting fucked

[Holquist 1st MRB]

At practice on sturm Yoder leading:

 

Fielding: PTS "In relation to sturm, where do babies come from"

Yoder: "They come from your asshole"

[Candy 1st MRB]

I hop into discord with several others and we chat about upcoming events.

 

R. Smith: "I am retiring or resigning after the realism next month."

Me: "You aren't retiring, but we will miss you if you do."

Farmer: "Yeah we will miss you ."

R. Smith: "Like a deep-dish pizza?"

Farmer: "FUCK YOU!"

 

We burst in laughter.

[Holquist 1st MRB]

Playing Phasmophobia with Farmer and Small

 

Holquist: Farmer! You didn't grab the fucking bone!!

Farmer: Yes I did, it was a spleen!

Small: That's an organ you twat.

[Candy 1st MRB]

Cannon: I used probability to shoot you in that bush Candy.

Candy: What is that "Bush Probability Focus?"

Ucar: "Bush probability Focus?" Thats what I call sex.

Everyone laughs.

 

[Holquist 1st MRB]

Holquist: *doing crossword* "What's a chemical used in a hot tub?"
Candy: "Salt, water"

Muthas: "Chlorine"

Holquist: "That's not 7 letters"

Belcher: "No it's not you idiot"

Holquist: "Belcher I study chemistry, I know how to spell chlorine"
Belcher: "Okay it's 8 letters, but you're still an idiot"

[Grande 1st MRB]

During sunday practice 

 

Yoder: make a plan

Grande: *plays the piano*

Yoder: *Laughing* "You really have to do it?!"

Grande: *XD*