Quote Thread

[S. Richards]

lol?

lol

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:

1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."

2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."

3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."

4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lol

Edited July 30, 2011 by S. Richards 1st MRB

[Kabasares]

Sarsons: Whats with all the my little porny?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Me: Go enjoy your dicks

Yama: Oh I will

[Kabasares]

Parker: How would we know what you meant?

Sarsons: NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Sarsons: "Yama needs 17 more posts"

Me: "Give me 15 minutes"

Parker: "Why did you tell him that? Now he's going to spam the forums!"

Sarsons: "Just being polite..."

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Sarsons: Hey Legend how much butter do I need?

Pause

Sarsons: Im at Costco right now sooo

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Me: Hey Stone you do know Kabas from san fran right?

Sarsons: Think of the possibilities my lad

Me: Aids burger in paradise

Several moments of silence

Sarsons: I sucked penis.. just once...

[Sarsons]

This is only an exert from a very bad conversation. In my defense I would like to indicate that this is out of context!!!!

[Kabasares]

This is only an exert from a very bad conversation. In my defense I would like to indicate that this is out of context!!!!

Lies.

[Kabasares]

Stone: No, I'm not playing that anymore.

Me: Why? Did you shit your pants?

Stone: Too many times..

[Magoo]

Maj. Parker: Magoo, what would your life be like without Ginger Ale?

Sgt. Cribari: Sick people wouldn't be able to drink soda.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Engle: "Ooooh, it's like I'm internet bleeding!"

[Magoo]

GySgt. Sarsons: Coogan, you need to check in on your LOA

Cpl. Coogan: I did... like a long time ago.

GySgt. Sarsons: Well then some r-tard didn't remove it.

Cpl. Coogan: Sarsons, you replied on it "Welcome back, LOA removed"

[Coogan 1st MRB]

GySgt. Sarsons: Coogan, you need to check in on your LOA

Cpl. Coogan: I did... like a long time ago.

GySgt. Sarsons: Well then some r-tard didn't remove it.

Cpl. Coogan: Sarsons, you replied on it "Welcome back"

haha sarsons you fail lol

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Yama: OOoo that arty hit right behind you

Me: Yeah still hurt tho

Yama: Hurt like a butt plug

[Parker 1st MRB]

"I guess he's fancy, fancy like lemon water." - Cribari 1st MRB

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

MSMllah MaBi .ahclasMCCht.: I don't like my slave name aka Richards

Richards: I think I am hearing voices oh wait thats just the radio.

Cribari: I want the assault team compromised of

[Parker 1st MRB]

Sorley: What are you up to?

Me: Not much.

Sorley: 5 inches? 6 inches?

Engle: What?

[Cribari]

Magoo: how did la faves signiture get passed you sarsons?

Sarsons:it wasnt there yet.

Me:yeah why is his thing so big?

Sarsons:its just genetics.

Magoo:its because he's happy to see you.

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: I'll send you some fancy lemon water.

Cribari: Can you send it in a fancy bag?

Me: You got it buddy.

Magoo: Haha....a fancy bag of lemon water!

[Magoo]

Cribari: People are going to ask me "Hey Cribari, how come you have so many new names?" and I will tell them that I like to change my first name every now and then to have some varrarity.

Parker: Did you hear that Magoo? Quote thread

Magoo: But I don't know how to spell varrarity lol

[Jones 1st MRB]

Jones:- Elf my wife's just walked in with a new pair of glasses, actually there my first pair I can actually see the screen now

2 hours later

Elf:- Jones I hate you

Jones:- Awww Elf you dont hate me

Elf:- I hate anyone who keeps killing me

Elf:- I cant shoot you now you have your glasses

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Me: Cribari how are you not winning in the unit retard you need to step up your campaign efforts

Cribari: Elder is more rehtahrded than men

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Magoo: "Who says rainbows are gay?"

Magoo: "Those are fun colors, not gay colors"

[Maines]

Jones: You will not believe what Parker just told me

Me, Brown, and Sarsons: Whats that:

(Parker in the Background) Jones: FAAACKING CAAAAAAAAAANT!!!

*Laughter*

Jones: Did you guys just hear that?

Me, Brown, and Sarsons: no, what?

(Parker in the Background): *Wet, Long, Drawn out Fart Noise*