Texts From Last Night

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Similar to the FML site, except generally more crude.

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

[Smithers 1st MRB]

hahahahahah

The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"

god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!

: Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.

haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?

: i cant lie to you.

[Ford 1st MRB]

(954): you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now

lmao