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Granted here's a link to some hacks ( Noobsforthewin.com ) but then you get banned.

I wish the aliens that came to earth to make me there bitch were all hot space chicks from mars.without penises.

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  • 3 weeks later...
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Because you wished for such a thing the great Bruce Lee would turn in his grave. He then would awaken from his eternal rest and ONE INCH POWER PUNCH your head off.

I wish it wasn't getting closer to 2012... People are going to act stupid for the most part.

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Granted... But you get married and have 10 kids and have to collect welfare and food stamps.

I wish Wingate would rap in vent.

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Granted, but Heath Ledger would come back from the grave and burn it all while wearing makeup and a purple and green suit.

i wish there was a billion dollars in my bank account

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Granted, but you have to clean up after it and take care of all of its medical bills, forcing you into bankruptcy and eventually leading you to become a crossdressing prostitute named LaShawnda.

I wish I was having a better weekend.

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granted, but it flys about your neighborhood, devouring smaller dogs, which fills its thirst for blood until there are no more dogs. Now you are trapped in your room, the Dog is out side your window and the cops are at the door with a few questions for you.

I wish my RL NCOIC wasn't a raging thundercunt all the time.

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Granted, you make your sprite from your lemons and limes. But god is a wrathful being, and after having given you lemons to make lemonade and instead you made sprite, he smites you. Because he is an almighty smiter.

I wish I could kill every single stupid MF in the world.

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Granted. You are led into a room, with a hole in the ceiling and an briefcase on the table. You open the briefcase finding it empty. Suddenly the door slams shut and you are locked in. A nickel falls from the ceiling, then another and another. Soon, it becomes a torrent of nickels, burying you slowly in their weight, constantly pounding you until you are dead and buried amongst your 10 trillion dollars...in nickels. Giving a whole new meaning to "Blood Money"

I wish I didn't have to do a uniform inspection tomorrow.

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Granted. These Alien Implants are implanted correctly, allowing you to use alien weaponry. However you start losing all your teeth and fingernail, crave cat food and are able to communicate with other Aliens...all while starring in a really shitty movie. Have fun! :D

I wish I was promoted to Corporal tomorrow. (in the USMC)

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Your wish is granted but the catch is you have to have sex with the Commander in Chief on national television during gay pride day in Disney Land.

I wish spring would come soon.

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