Corrupt a Wish.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted but its broken in half.

I wish I had a better paying job.

[Guest]

Granted, except the job is swimming in shit.

I wish I had a biscuit.

[C. Thompson]

Granted. But its moldy,rotten and hard as a brick.

I wish my health was better.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted, but it wasn't covered by your insurance, you now have massive debt.

I wish that my dog was as soft as my kitty when I pet her.

[Lafy BAR]

I wish that my dog was as soft as my kitty when I pet her.

Granted, your kitty is skinned and made into a jacket for your dog. Free Bonus, you now have 6 cat burgers.

I wish I lived closer to work.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

I wish that my dog was as soft as my kitty when I pet her.

Granted, your kitty is skinned and made into a jacket for your dog. Free Bonus, you now have 6 cat burgers.

I wish I lived closer to work.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOoooo KITTY!!!

Ahem,

Granted, You now live at work.

I wish kitty was still alive.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. Your kitty ran away from you

I wish I had a time machine

[C. Thompson]

Granted. But it only goes backword in time trapping you in the stone age.

I wish i had a new gun.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted, here is your new Nerf blaster gun.

I wish i had a bigger working TV

[C. Thompson]

Granted. But it only is in black and white.

I wish MSgt. Gearhart was nicer.

[Gilmore 1st MRB]

Granted but he is only nicer in months that have a y in it.

I wish I wasn't allergic to Oranges.

[B. O'Hare 1st MRB]

Granted, you're now allergic to everything but oranges.

I wish Thanksgiving was here.

[Lafy BAR]

I wish Thanksgiving was here.

Granted. The Spanish invade your home and give you smallpox.

I wish the weather was nicer.