Corrupt a Wish.

[Conners 1st MRB]

Granted but you have to sleep in your car the whole time and have to pee into a bottle

I wish I had one f those Jack LaLanne Power Juicers

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but the Wish Fairy has an attack of misreading your wish and sends you 40 billion Dullards. You now have 40 billion very boring people living with you!

I wish I had more gas in my car then I do now.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, now you have too much gas in your car and you slowly drown while watching gas seep into your car.

I wish the 6 flags would stop using the old guy in the tux to adveritise

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted instead they now have Pedo Bear dancing around all the little kids.

I wish I had food.

[Jasko]

Granted, but you are a allergic to it and have no other choice but to eat it.

I Wish mosquitoes would stop biting me.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, ill tempered sea bass begin biting you instead.

I wish my PSP battery wasn't dead.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but now you have an even MORE expensive POS phone thats currently behind the times, and meanwhile everyone in the celluar industry laughs at you behind your back. Also your antenna sucks donkey nuts, but hey Steve Jobs is giving you a free case!

I wish I didn't have to wait until friday to pay off my insurance.

[Conners 1st MRB]

Granted but on Friday your Insurance companies CEO comes over to kick you in the crotch.

I wish my cats would stop clawing my leg while I slept.

Edited July 20, 2010 by Conners 1st MRB

[Conners 1st MRB]

Granted but you sleep through everything fun

I wish Valve would release Episode 3 already

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but its made by a lesser crappier company, and has no cutscenes.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

Episode 1 and 2 didn't have any cutscenes either smart one :-P

Granted, your out of a job because your a drooling quadraplegic.

I wish I had a nice cold beer.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, and because its such a good movie I'm not gonna corrupt this wish.

I wish McDowell had made his wish Corruptible.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted. but due to this fear, through a series of coincedences, you accidentally get dressed up as a clown, and when I see you, I murder you brutually with a ball peen hammer.

I wish I could see The Expendables again.

[Conners 1st MRB]

Granted but during the movie, all the cast take turns punching you in the stomach and chest while you watch.

I wish the toilet would stop running nonstop.

[Conners 1st MRB]

Granted but it's actual shit from the actors in it and it's been sitting out and has maggots and flies on it.

I wish the 360 rechargable battery I have would get fully charged already.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted...but now when you turn on your 360 you get naked pics of Engle

I wish my car worked on itself!

[Collins]

Granted now it will be ripped and buff.

I wish i had a job

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted. Say goodbye to the 1stMRB, lol. jk

I wish Saturday would get here so I can put together my new computer!!!!!

[Bennett]

Granted, except im there in a french maid outfit putting it together...oh wait

I WISH.....Id get my rank back

[Lefebvre]

Granted, but your still stuck in that maid dress with your rank on your shoulders

I wish Collins was a Kangaroo

[Bennett]

Granted, but hes rabid and upside down and talks with a lisp

I wish I could go to sleep already!

[Collins]

granted ur dead now, you get all the sleep you want.

i wish i wasn't sick

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, but your still stuck in that maid dress with your rank on your shoulders

I wish Collins was a Kangaroo

hhahahahaahahah to both the granted and the wish.

Collins- granted; instead you're immortal like your favorite vampire movie, but you don't get Kate-- you get Engle.

I wish the draft would hurry up...hint hint....

[Stab N' Grab]

you get drafted into the Mexican army where you will be rented out to cartels for coke smuggling

i wish i had the alien battle suit from District 9

[Bennett]

Granted but its pink and has all the typical writings of a passed out person at a party on it. "Penus"

I wish for a wish

[Stab N' Grab]

id still charge through the streets in it... i think it being bright pink with all the writing on it would make it all the more terrifying