Corrupt a Wish.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but id prolly shoot myself in the foot when i rambo.

I wish I had a visa card with 1million credit on it.

[W. Myers]

Until the economy finally collapses and all you have is a small sheet of plastic.

I wish I had my own nuclear armed nation.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Then the United Nations demands for a disarmament of your country and the United States invades, beginning WWIII and leading to nuclear holocaust and the end of the human race. Way to go.

I wish my farts smelled like Cinnamon Rolls.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then people would try to eat my asshole.

I wish I was like James Bond.

[Jasko]

thats great if u want to be a walking STD riddled with bullets somewhere with no one caring that you died at all

i wish i had a bouncy ball

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

until it bounced into a sewer.

I wish I could eat my favorite food everyday.

[W. Myers]

Except suddenly you realize you haven't discovered your favorite food yet, and it turns out to be dog semen.

I wish for my own island nation in the South Pacific.

[Ford 1st MRB]

It's inhabited by pigmies who are really into anal, only their version of anal involves spears and fire ants.

I wish I could start my own business and retire before I'm 40.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but whoreing myself out requires lots of anal sex.

I wish I could jump into the internet and do shit.

[Ford 1st MRB]

But the viruses you have can't be cured by Norton Anti Virus, medicine can't even fix them.

I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Chicks dig you, but you don't dig chicks. Go suck a penis.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

But I would still be fords bitch.

I wish I could pick any skill i had and turn it into a job that makes 100mill a year.

[Ford 1st MRB]

But you realized the last time you did that your dick sucking skills only earned you 347 pesos and a really bad case of herpes.

I wish people would stop trying to have gay sex with me in bathrooms when I am drunk and naked on the floor.

[W. Myers]

But it just isn't gonna happen.

I wish this thread would slide to something other than gays and dicksucking.

[Jasko]

u want that until u fall upon the idea that its the only outcome without breaking the internet like Barbara Walters

i wish i had the ability to fly

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Then I shoot you out of the sky.

I wish people would check for a new page before posting.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but who am I kidding that will never happen.

I wish I had a bulldozer to play around with.

[Parker 1st MRB]

but one day it didnt move so you went underneath it to check it out and it crushed you

I wish I could fly

[Ford 1st MRB]

But you are so fat that the wing to body ratio would be so fucked up, you would look like a paper airplane made in a first grade class at the school for the deaf blind and retarded.

I wish I knew how to make edible play-doh.

[Costa 1st MRB]

Too bad it tastes like shit.

I wish I had the ownership of Normandy Beach.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then ghosts from the battle would rape you.

I wish there was a built in brain mp3 player.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

But it gives you cancer.

I wish I didn't have to study for school.

[Costa 1st MRB]

Have fun working fastfood.

I wish for some of chefs salty chocolate balls.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Then you find out they're not actually a funny food euphemism, but actually his testicles.

I wish I didn't order so much from Wendy's.

[Costa 1st MRB]

You still get charged for it all and get even more from Burger Kings.

I wish for Steve Irwin to be not so dead.