First off, you get crap on your systems. It happens. You install a program, you uninstall a program. You get layer upon layer of crap. So how do we get rid of this crap? Well, I use Crap Cleaner. This can actually take a few minutes, but its worth it. Just know that it can delete all of your cookies, so you may have to log into a couple of websites from time to time. But as it cleans through your registry, its worth it. And you can choose to not let delete your cookies.
The next thing I find important to have is a better disk optimization program. The one that comes with Windows is fine and dandy, but there are better options out there. My favorite is Auslogics Disk Defrag. It has two modes: defragement and defragrament w/ optimize. Run this once a week (once a month for you lazy bastards out there), and things that can often get fragmented (like DODS maps), will no longer have this issue.
Okay, so you fucked up and you have a problem. You hit the gay animal porn site, and now mom is going to find out because you keep getting an Ashton Kutcher look-a-like "standing behind" a sheep that keeps baa-ing. Its fine. We've all been there. Well, not really, but your predeliction for Old MacDonald's 4-H entry is something between you and Flossy the Sheep. So how do you get rid of the embarrassing stuff? Well, folks, there isn't a magic bullet out there, but there is something damn close. Its called Malwarebytes and I haven't found anything it can't get rid of yet. When I worked in a college and students would bring me their unusable computers, it could fix any issue with virii, trojans, or worms. Think you might have a problem? Run it. It takes a couple of hours, so maybe run it overnight.
Finally, you got your computer 7 months ago and guess what? Your anti-virus is expired. Those bastards! How dare they pull this sort of crap. Is this a bait and switch? Feeling screwed? Well, quit bending over and taking it from the trojans. There is some very good anti-virus software out there. Believe it or not, the highest rated free software out there right now is made by Microsoft. I am not going to tell you that your Anti-Virus is bad (unless it is) or that you need to switch to MS. I prefer Microsoft's AV over every paid product but NOD32 and Kaspersky. I hear great things about Norton 360, but I have not used it yet. If you want a good AV that is not a resource hog, Microsoft Security Essentials is worth a try.
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Farmer: Yes I did, it was a spleen!
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CWO. A. Pitteway - Present
1stSgt. J. Candy - Present
GySgt. A Yoder - Present
GySgt. R. Fielding - Present
1st Squad
Squad leader: Cpl. M. Noel - Excused
Cpl. B. Grande - Present
Cpl. R. Smith - Present
Cpl. C. Keebler - Present
Pfc. D. Moffat - Present
2nd Squad
Squad leader: SSgt. S. Holquist - Excused
Cpl. T. Scary - Present
Cpl. C. Marsh - Present
Cpl. W. Swift - - Excused
Pfc. M. Oake - Excused
Pvt. R. Zera - Absent
Pvt. J. Coelho - Present
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Dillon 1st MRB
First off, you get crap on your systems. It happens. You install a program, you uninstall a program. You get layer upon layer of crap. So how do we get rid of this crap? Well, I use Crap Cleaner. This can actually take a few minutes, but its worth it. Just know that it can delete all of your cookies, so you may have to log into a couple of websites from time to time. But as it cleans through your registry, its worth it. And you can choose to not let delete your cookies.
Crap Cleaner at Majorgeeks.com
The next thing I find important to have is a better disk optimization program. The one that comes with Windows is fine and dandy, but there are better options out there. My favorite is Auslogics Disk Defrag. It has two modes: defragement and defragrament w/ optimize. Run this once a week (once a month for you lazy bastards out there), and things that can often get fragmented (like DODS maps), will no longer have this issue.
Auslogics Disk Defrag
Okay, so you fucked up and you have a problem. You hit the gay animal porn site, and now mom is going to find out because you keep getting an Ashton Kutcher look-a-like "standing behind" a sheep that keeps baa-ing. Its fine. We've all been there. Well, not really, but your predeliction for Old MacDonald's 4-H entry is something between you and Flossy the Sheep. So how do you get rid of the embarrassing stuff? Well, folks, there isn't a magic bullet out there, but there is something damn close. Its called Malwarebytes and I haven't found anything it can't get rid of yet. When I worked in a college and students would bring me their unusable computers, it could fix any issue with virii, trojans, or worms. Think you might have a problem? Run it. It takes a couple of hours, so maybe run it overnight.
Malware Bytes
Finally, you got your computer 7 months ago and guess what? Your anti-virus is expired. Those bastards! How dare they pull this sort of crap. Is this a bait and switch? Feeling screwed? Well, quit bending over and taking it from the trojans. There is some very good anti-virus software out there. Believe it or not, the highest rated free software out there right now is made by Microsoft. I am not going to tell you that your Anti-Virus is bad (unless it is) or that you need to switch to MS. I prefer Microsoft's AV over every paid product but NOD32 and Kaspersky. I hear great things about Norton 360, but I have not used it yet. If you want a good AV that is not a resource hog, Microsoft Security Essentials is worth a try.
Microsoft Security Essentials
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