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MY god i went out for a jog coz football, real football that is, aussie football! is bout to start with pre-season and i need to run. Anyway whilst doing that, i stop to stretch my legs and next moment i hear a big whoosh sound. didnt know what it was, thought i was just hearing things, start stretching again, and next sec i yell out FUCKING HELL YOU COCKSUCKER OF A BIRD YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE! a damn bird bloody swooped me and pecked just behind the ear. it goddamn hurt, took a piece of me as well, a small one but still a piece. felt a little bad coz there were kids walking to school that heard me, hope they dont use those words at school.

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lol they're Plovers. They make nests on ovals and other grassy areas and attack hardcore if anybody wants to use the area.

We had a infestation at my primary school, Victoria is known for them :)

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