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Best Pick-Up Lines


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  • 6 months later...

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

Here's $50. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

I'm going outside to have sex... care to join me?

You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways!

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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