Whitebeard

Typical Tuesday night for me. -Whitebeard

Yes! I'm very drunk! -Whitebeard Oh.... drums..... nevermind.... -Whitebeard

I'll stick to identify theft and counterfeiting checks, thank you very much! -Whitebeard

"I continued on my way, but then I saw something much more gruesome. It was Englebretson crying. G Money had raped him. No Remorse. No Shame. Englebretson had tears of joy." -Whitebeard

Nothing is hotter than the surface of the sun. Nobody is hotter than Whitebeard. -Whitebeard

I'm yawning right now. -Whitebeard

I've lived in Boise in ID, Albuquerque in NM, Copenhagen in Danmark, Bury St. Edmonds in Suffolk. All were great. and now I'm in Tucson, AZ. FML Get me out of here.... (not worth showing pictures, I will trade living places with anyone.) -Whitebeard

Why isn't Englebretson on the list? Or is he Unit Retard of the year? -Whitebeard

"Yes or No" makes it really tricky to pick. I'm totally down for free health-care. The problem is that it isn't free and I'll end up making it free for some fat-lazy-douche, so I voted I don't want it. I'm a huge capitalist and I don't want people to leech. I usually vote for things that boggle down to having a smaller government. The bigger the government, the more it spends, and the more it taxes me or makes me pay for stupid stuff I don't need/want. -Whitebeard

I find it very suspicious that Ford likes the same beers as my mom.... -Whitebeard

How about custom map night on more then just one night. -Whitebeard

I'm not 21 yet. I'm officially jealous. Happy Birthday. Drink up and party on! -Whitebeard

Noooo! Not Engle! Give her Ford or something. -Whitebeard

Tuborg -Whitebeard