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Ford 1st MRB

Retired 1st MRB
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  1. Do you like dudes gunslinger? If not go ahead and Block Englebretson right now, he might try and rape you.
  2. Zachow you should tell your boyfriend that a blowjob consists of the penis entering his mouth, not the balls.
  3. Happy birthday man. I got you a book on how WW I was started. Then I remembered that you already knew how it started and that you were the smartest man alive, so I wiped my ass with the first couple of pages. I can still send it to you if you want. I think the book stinks though. Ps. 120
  4. Because he is in a basement. It takes an entire basement to contain the awesomeness that is Olhoff, ja? Either that or his parents hate him and feed him through a series of tubes through the floor. It's definitely one of those two things.
  5. Lol what is that like.... $37.00 ?????
  6. Is it sad that I remember this happening? I don't remember it vividly, but I was 7 and remember it being on the TV everyday and my parents talking about it. It is sad what happened but amazing that it didn't kill more than it actually did. I'm also fascinated by this sort of thing, not disasters mind you, but how such tragedies can never really be overcome. Pictures of Pompeii excavations where they found people in their houses, frozen in time. Stuff like that is interesting to me. The Terracotta Soldiers of Emperor Qin are another one that to me is just mind blowing. 7,000 life-sized soldiers, all with different faces, weapons, and armor. 130 chariots with horses, 110 cavalry horses. All buried to protect the emperor in the after life.... Who does that? They have been digging there since 1975 or something and still have not uncovered everything in the "City of Death" as it has been named.
  7. I think Collins was holding the camera.
  8. I see it everyday at work. "Hunter, do you want to go in time out?" As the 7 year old screams at his mom and calls her stupid for not buying him a candy bar. Or todays teenagers, who, and granted I understand not all of them are this way, have little to no respect for their parents. Who do things without fear of consequence. You can argue the point all you want that they will fear you to the point of not being spanked, but I knew better than to do something that would cause me to get spanked in the first place. Most of my physical punishment as a child came from bad grades in school, and by bad I mean a B was an ass whooping and a week of being grounded. I never dared make a C since I couldn't stand the thought of what that would entail. I remember several examples of parties, or things my friends would be out doing, and I wouldn't go along knowing that if by some chance my Dad found out, I would be beaten. I don't know, as cliche as it sounds to most of you, I DID come from a different time, I am close to twice the age of most of you after all. I don't agree with child abuse, and you can say spanking your child is child abuse all you want. I agree it is child abuse when used to resolve any and every problem. Violence should be and always was a last resort for my parents or any parents for that matter. My dad had other forms of punishment I feared worse than an ass whooping. Writing out every definition of every word in a section of the dictionary was the worst that I can recall. My argument to that is not spanking your child and letting them grow up into little assholes that get and do whatever they want is a worse outcome than having them fear punishment.
  9. I need this as a ringtone!
  10. hahahaha Awesome
  11. Hahaha, good luck is all I'm gonna say.
  12. The sad thing is this guy will probably get arrested for child abuse because some liberal fucking idiot who watches this video will report him. He is trying to keep this kid out of trouble, yet that whole point will be pushed to the side and the fact he hit him with a belt will be all that remains.
  13. Fell in love with the sound of this guy, great for playing dod sans voices in the pub. It's some dude from Finland.
  14. Watched this yesterday with a friend. Fucking intense movie. You should all rent it, buy it, download it, w/e it is you crazy kids do to procure your movies these days. It does not disappoint. Unless you are hoping it's a Disney movie with nudity. In that case you will be disappointed.
  15. Not sure if anyone has posted this, but here you go. Since this was posted, he has received several job offers, and one rumor has it the Cavaliers have even made him a job offer.
  16. Lookin snazy there Micky D.
  17. If you've seen one boob, you want to see the rest of them... or something like that. But seriously, does anyone want this copy?
  18. I have this wonderful invention called the internet, where 27 million bewbs are less than 1 second away according to Google.
  19. You're a chick? Now everything is starting to make sense...
  20. So my video cards got here today, eVga GTX 470 Super Clocked. Since I got two of them, and they both came with a free coupon for Mafia 2 digital download, I have a second copy just sitting here. Who wants it? First one to show me your tits gets it. If I've already seen em, you don't count. Go.
  21. Working "hard"....
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