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Morton

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  1. I'll take the sims 3 if no one else wants it.
  2. Wow. just wow. That is a Intentionally ridiculous statement right there. Fixed it. And yes Manning did expose warcrimes. Unless you don't count the murder of innocent civilians, and the torturing and abuse of prisoners as warcrimes. Agreed.
  3. Exposing war crimes is obviously treason guys. He should be executed. Honestly he did the right thing in the wrong way. He should've gone the legal route, but however he chose to do it his way. I think he should be let off with time served. As for Benghazi... that horse has been beaten enough already.
  4. Ah yes the Battle of Rockford. It was a little known battle since it was a Waffen-SS commando raid to try to hit the labs at the University of Chicago that were working on the A-Bomb. They were defeated by the 1337th Infantry that was guarding the University.
  5. I was born a right handed man, until I broke my hand and arm and had to learn how to be a lefty. I still use my left for the majority of things, except to write. I hate writing with my left, it feels so unnatural. Plus you run you hand through the still wet ink unless you write really slow. And nobody's got time for that. Other than writing I usually play with PC games with my right, for simplicity.
  6. That was some funny ass shit. Gonna watch it again after I smoke a bowl and see if it gets better.
  7. I like my maple syrup with lots of high fructose corn syrup. Lots and lots and lots of corn syrup. In fact, you can leave out the 100% real maple, I'm good with artificial flavoring. That is too sweet as well. I don't like syrup I guess.
  8. I always put it down and close the lid to reduce spray, because seriously who wants toilet water flying everywhere, and getting on your toothbrush... Nasty. What I don't understand is women who say then want men to put it down because they will fall in. That confused the hell out of me. Like are they saying they just blindly sit with out looking? I've never just walked in and blindly pissed on the lid.
  9. No Arsenault, I just hold a realistic view on women. It comes from seeing woman as people. (Ah see what I did there, I insulted you subtlety. Just like you did in your post.) Also got to admit I hate maple syrup, it is too sweet. I hate pretty much anything that is too sweet to be honest so it isn't Canada's fault. So your syrup has no power over me.
  10. Also Reasons to visit Canada: 1. To get some poutine. Edit: Poutine is fries covered in gravy and topped with cheese. Sounds awesome. So I revised the list. However I think instead of brown gravy, substitute country gravy. I'm going to try this friday, or saturday.
  11. Is poutine the mayo on the french fries, if so you can keep it.
  12. They didn't seem that fat to me bro, the blonde in the front passenger seat was a bit chubby, but not fat. As for the rest I agree. These look like Americans. Stupid Americans, especially since they are excited to visit Canada, but still Americans. Also Armstrong, 2/4 (being generous for sake of argument) is 50%, not >50%, so your first fact was wrong... wait doesn't Canada use the metric system, is 50% Canadian the same as 50% American...? Why would one be excited to visit canada ? Exactly, which is why I said stupid Americans.
  13. Check the oil and post back what it is at. There is a possibility your engine has seized up. Also make sure you refill the headlight fluid every 6 months. You don't want them to overheat.
  14. They didn't seem that fat to me bro, the blonde in the front passenger seat was a bit chubby, but not fat. As for the rest I agree. These look like Americans. Stupid Americans, especially since they are excited to visit Canada, but still Americans. Also Armstrong, 2/4 (being generous for sake of argument) is 50%, not >50%, so your first fact was wrong... wait doesn't Canada use the metric system, is 50% Canadian the same as 50% American...?
  15. Played 3 games. Pretty fun.
  16. I said skip to 1:20.. I should have listened, but I was like, it's only a minute and a half, how bad could it be...
  17. Almost shut it off when his son started "rapping" (is saying "hello" in a odd voice rap these days?) but I'm glad I stuck through it. very funny.
  18. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly_%28g...al_Championship There are pro monopoly players... Can everything nowadays be a sport? Is there a pro sleeping league? If so I'm in.
  19. Looks rather boring to me, never could understand "pro" videogamers. Whats next, Pro Monopoly players? How about pro shoe tying.
  20. I counted 25 sightings of Arnold. They sung Ice Ice Baby 8 times, plus the additional one at the end.
  21. AYE The motion has an second, and is now up for vote. I vote yes.
  22. Why can I drink 4x as much beer when south of the border visiting the USA then I can in Canada without getting a buzz.......... I still stand by the fact that USA beers pale in comparism to Canadian ones. It must be psychological, sort of like a placebo effect. You think US beers have less alcohol in them so you feel less drunk. Also it is the nationalism factor, you have to toot your country's horn. 5% ABV is the same North of and South of the Border. Personally I think Budweiser is strained horse piss, and won't drink it. Honestly I have science on my side. American and Canadian are roughly equal when it come to Alcohol content. Also America makes some of the highest ABV beers in the world. I actually had some pretty stout beer last winter, Borbon Country Stout Beer. This beer was 15% ABV. The whiskey I usually drink is 40 proof or 20% ABV
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