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Morton

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  1. So Marsden and I have established a base at Devils Castle.
  2. Those really are some great looking tits
  3. Morton III is now a Hero. So I run slightly faster! And I may be immune to 9mm rounds.
  4. Died in Berzino. RIP Morton I. 10 Days RIP Morton II: 5 Minutes (New spawn killing bandit)
  5. Nope its cancelled. Which sucks. Also makes me wonder what dafuq Fox was thinking. "Lets talk about Firefly/Terra Nova" Said Fox Executive "Oh its a popular show sir" Said Fox Peon "CANCEL THOSE AND PUT ON SOME CRAP! SOMETHING EXTREMELY STUPID!" "But sir!" "PUT ON SOME CRAP! NOW!"
  6. Grant we all know you mean My Little crab cake. And yes its on there Gearhart, and Netflix will recommend it if you like Archer...
  7. Psych, Jericho, Tera Nova, Archer, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Warehouse 13, Tourchwood, Dr Who, All the Star Treks, Supernatural, Top Gear, Wilfred, and a shitton of others for only 7.99 a month.
  8. Yerrrr A steampunk Skyrim/Assassin Creed Game. Looks badass.
  9. Its cracked.com 5 Random Factors That Determine Whether You Succeed in Life Whats kinda funny is this is after Netflix tells me I'd like My Little crab cake due to my interest in Archer...
  10. I think boss is too much of an understatement.
  11. Do I really need 5 emails in under 2 hours letting me know that I can watch streaming on my TV free? Best part is that they don't have a Customer Feedback site. Or its down.
  12. Its spreading. By now its everywhere.
  13. Its a 3rd party map, has better spawns, and layouts, its a big improvement over Chernaurus. I'll tell you more when i can get off work in a few hours. Okay, Lingor is a map thats smaller by about 75%. However it doesnt have the huge wilderness areas chernarus has. Alot of buildings are open. It had better loot spawns. There is more vehicles, and military spawns.
  14. I think we should move to lingor. A shit ton less hackers.
  15. Got killed by a hacker, not once, not twice, but three times... in a row. Killed, Spawn, Killed, Spawn, Killed.
  16. player corpse. Honestly tho ive been playing on Lingor its really fun.
  17. Still up near Stary. fully kitted out with Nvg's, and a gillie suit tho, so im happy.
  18. So you should try DayZ Utes. Its a small map, maybe 10minutes to cross it, and is a shit ton of fun since its all PVP pretty much.
  19. Extremely Funny
  20. Lol, it was going to be the Chinese who invaded but got redubed to be the N. Koreans in post production. Totally looks like a cheesy movie, I'll rent it when it comes out and have a few laughs at it. It does have the guy who played the Comedian and John Winchester, Jeff Morgan, so thats a plus.
  21. Hey guys i'm around the NW airfield and need blood real bad... can anyone help me out? No longer need blood. I'm in Stary Sobor.
  22. Im in Stary. Might goto cherno tonight.
  23. Got killed by a hacker. I'm in Cherno now, with alot of decent stuff. Including a ghille suit.
  24. I think US 2007 is down.
  25. I found a motorcycle and it disappeared.... sad day.
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