Morton

So I'm sitting at home drinking a beer and i though, So lets find out what brews the 1st drinks. Personally I like Steel Reserve and drink it fairly regularly.

Ah good your like proper countries and have states and territories. Good. Unlike America's hat that is.

Collins aren't you from the same country. And the SAME STATE/PROVIDENCE!?! LOL

Hello Ness. On behalf of myself I would like to welcome you to the forums.

I never said No problemo and Fo sho. lol But other than that I like it.

Well except it was the British that burned Washington. And That The US won the war. I like it. Nice folk music, sounds a lot like a bunch of hillbillies crooning.

LOL i laughted my ass off man, i mean wow. its althght you can touch it. lol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I got you this picture of a balloon.

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Ford that was a very funny video. Man I bet the public exposure charges got dropped for lack of evidence.

Nothing like a lover scorn. At least thats my opinion. But hey I'm no professional so you can use it in court. Any way Happy Birthday

So I visited home last week. My sister who is 13 has the typical teenager white girl taste in music. Lady Gaga [CRAP] Ke$ha [Taylor swift on crack and can't sing] So while I despise these singers, being a more metal head myself, [5FDP, Rammstein, 2Cents] I can at least hope she grows out of the crap. But then she plays something so horrible I decide that man kind no longer needs to exist. I almost killed myself right then and there. Justin Beiber. The Canadian R&B singer. The scourge of the music world. Come on man you guys are suppose to be our allies! Now your poisoning the airwaves with this crap. Well you may ask " Hey Phil, its Wednesday and if you heard it last week why bring it up?" Well the answer is this, I had to do room inspections for my job. And in one of the rooms I inspected the lady, who i might add is at least 18 years old, was listening to one of Bieber's songs. So thanks a lot Canada. Thanks for giving me a new purpose in life. I will now aspire to become president of the USA. Then when I do... Well read the topic description. Vote Morton in 2028! [Damn having to be 35!]

Oh I'd wash her. And at the same time I'd say "+1 to post count" LOL

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started swinging it madly trying to hit a baby seal but instead he stabbed Zahl in the left buttcheek. Zahl moaned and screamed alot for hot candle wax to be slowly dripped on to his hot and spicy chilli-burger, the name he bestowed upon Cayen. Suddenly Aliens rushed Mcdowell's porn stash. The MRB shot Zahl's European face with gooey, sticky dijon mustard sauce with an added smack on the tip of his penis head. Then, cramer decided to make Cayen lick the mustard off of the large blue, wet rock that Cramer just urinated all over. After licking the rock, McKenzie sprung at Zahl trying to t-bag him. Meanwhile in Metropolis...

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Favorite Quote from Archer. Conway made fun of his small cailiber pistol. Archer: ITs got plenty of stopping power. [shoots, guy off screen screams] Archer: See it just stopped him from putting on his pants.

I like the show but prefer Archer more.

This is my new one

I was just about to go to bed when the steam massage went off. Here it is. My favorite Ritchey quote is now: yes, i know your morton and fucking collins is a goddamn prison country koala mother rfucker WOA shit i need to go to bed........................... and so i shall and yes, i hit every one of those periods 1 at a time

And becasue I grow board here is a random SPOCK pic

Bump! 200th post. For that I will post 200 extremely small picard pics. Here it is------> . They are really small.

I remember watching one of these while drunk. I thought I was tripping out.

Granted but they up your taxes so you have to pay 102% of your income.