Branem 1st MRB

Hello you, yeah, you. Not you, get out of the way you idiot! Im talking to YOU, the proud 1st MRB member who for several years now have made me log in to steam, push the play button and enjoy hours and hours of shooting, laughing, yelling, more laughing and so on. Now, Im not saying good bye, Im no good with good byes (Oh, boo-fucking-hoo, right). Im just saying that I dont know when I will have the oportunity to join you fine men (and boys) ..(and girls) again. Me and (and ladies! God damn it!). Me and my girlfriend bought a new appartment two months ago, a real fixer-uper, and have been renovating it from top to bottom. And last weekend we moved in. Yey. We dont have any internet in the appartment yet, but we will soon. But there is no room for me to set up my computer annyway, because it's a beast (yeer), we built rooms for the kids instead (damn kids!). So when I say I dont know when I will be able to play again, I realy dont know. Maybe I'll buy myself a laptop to play on, but these things apparently cost money, and I spent it all on rooms for the kids (damn kids!!!). I hope to (and I know I will) talk to some of you guys again soon, but it will never come close to hearing all your voices in the Pub. I dont care if you have been a member as long as I have (or longer) or you joined yesterday. You (and Im talking directly to the 1st MRB now, like its a person, but I know it is not, it's made of all you guys, so just pretend like Im talking to you alright? Take some of this credit! Do it!) have been a part of my life when things were very bad, when things have been good, and in general been a care free zone to chill in at the end of the day. And for that I am very grateful (Seriously thanks guys for starting this unit in the first place, you know who you are, it has ment a lot to a lot of people) Until next time, take care guys!

I do believe Norways biggest radio-show finds some Americans a bit intrusive.. As demonstrated in this radio sketch

Wait a secound..what movie is this? Whaaat mooovie is thiiiis... OH! Thats right! ....oh..never mind..

"Hip hip hooray" to all us proud Norwegians on our National Day! May 17th is currently being celebrated all across this proud little nation, where children, firefighters, comic troupes, various local organizations, sports teams, students associations and other associations parade the streets, exchanging waves and greetings. "The Constitution of Norway was signed at Eidsvoll on May 17 in the year 1814. The constitution declared Norway to be an independent kingdom in an attempt to avoid being ceded to Sweden after Denmark-Norway's devastating defeat in the Napoleonic wars." (More on Wikipedia)

I smiled. I usually do that; smile Rather than cry..

Witness this bound to be classic where you see a perfect example of someone (Norwegian ski jumper Anders Jacobsen) who absolutely DO NOT KNOW how to tell a joke, does it anyway on live television during the Olympics, just to realize he really should NOT be doing this, AS he is telling it. You can clearly see how embarrassed he gets and how he tries to cover up the damage. It is FREAKISHLY FANTASTICALLY HILLLLARIOUS!! AND it only gets better and better each time you watch it!!

Guess where

This. This x2 Ummh..I assume you guys got a browser, so then all it takes is accepting what ever plug-in install that pops up. Should be..

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To get the girl: I used two chicken fillets, wrapped them in serrano ham, in the frying pan on high temperature for about a minute on each side, then in the oven for about 10-15 minutes. Chopped a couple of decent sized sweet potatoes so I got sweet potato fries. Put them in a plastic bag with cooking oil and different kinds of seasoning (inkl. cayenne pepper). Spread them evenly on a cooking tray, in the oven for about 20 minutes on high temperature. Made sure I got a bit of burnt crust on them. Served it with a fresh salad (apple, grapes, red pepper) and yoghurt natural. The next morning I made her breakfast: Scrambled eggs (with a bit cayenne- and allround seasoning), Honeydew Melon, peaches, red pepper and a couple of loaves of whole-wheat bread. Served it with a cold glass of orange juice. Now THAT'S how I used food to get porn!! ....wait.... "food porn"..... oooohh..

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"9 fucking dollars!!" It's up there. lol.

My pleasure

Thanks guys, I'm touched.. (by a strangers finger..)

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Is it just me or is that Parker, McDowell, Englebretson and Kirkendall (in that order), showing their pearly whites!

No..no it's not.. What can I tell you, we were curious I..I don't really know what to say to that.. Wait, is THAT what you were doing when you told me you were taking a "quick shower" before we went out?!?!! All hail Stone's sacred sperm!

First of all; sorry for the "pornografic" title of this post, but I really wanted as many of you to check it out as possible. So me and my girlfriend was watching a show on TV about sex, and one of the topics that evening was porn. Amongst other things they interviewed a couple of pornstars and one of the questions was why the guy always had to come on the girls face. The female pornstar said that this was "every guys sexual fantasy" and since their girlfriend or wife often woulden't let them do this, they do it in the movies. Now, Im not gone go into what me and my girfriend talked about after watching this, or what I think about it, but I am (and my girlfriend) very curious about what you guys think. Is this a general fantasy men/boys have? You may elaborate all you want on the topic ("shure If she wants me to", "No, its degrading to women" and so on), but a simple yes or no is really what Im after. I want to know if the people who make these movies indeed are fulfilling a "need", not what you would answer if your wife was looking over your shoulder. My girlfriend did the same kind of poll in a forum she is a member of, a forum for women only, would be fun to compare results. Thanks! (you may contine jerking off..)

Sorry to barge in on this truly delightful party you are all having, I would just like to clarify something. Stone, I wouldn't say "near" Trollhatten. This is in Brønnøy kommune, Norway. Norway is another country. I understand how it is easy for you to think of everything being "near" everything here in Scandinavia, I think a lot of people do, one could even argue it is a common mistake. So for you, and any other eager marine reading this; Norway = One country, Sweden = a completely different country. Yes we share borders, but it would be like me saying you hate murals because you live "near" Chiapas, Mexico. Well..not really, we are closer together here..because our counties aaare smaller........fuck it, you know what I mean! That is all. You may carry on your campling. (Yes it's a word: to cample)

hahahahaha!! I did NOT expect that ending!!

So I visit a gungame server for the first time and play for a few minutes. For some reason I loose my internet connection and time out. When I after a few minutes get my connection back steam all of a sudden acts weird: I no longer have any history in the "find servers" section I no longer have any favorites And I can no longer add favorites But the weirdest thing is my console, every time I start the game my console says the following: Parent cvar in server.dll not allowed (bot_mimic) maxplayers set to 32 Steam config directory: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Day of Defeat Source\platform\config CClientSteamContext logged on = 1 Type teleport_countdown_screen of meta class teleport_countdown_screen undefined! MetaClass missing for teleport_countdown_screen Hud element 'CHudWeapon' doesn't have an entry 'HudWeapon' in scripts/HudLayout.res Hud element 'CHudHDRDemo' doesn't have an entry 'HudHDRDemo' in scripts/HudLayout.res Hud element 'CHudFilmDemo' doesn't have an entry 'HudHDRDemo' in scripts/HudLayout.res Hud element 'CHUDAutoAim' doesn't have an entry 'HUDAutoAim' in scripts/HudLayout.res Hud element 'CHudGeiger' doesn't have an entry 'HudGeiger' in scripts/HudLayout.res Unknown command "cl_thirdperson" Can't use cheat cvar cam_snapto in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_ideallag in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_idealdelta in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_idealyaw in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_idealpitch in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_idealdist in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_idealdistright in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_idealdistup in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar cam_collision in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_maxpitch in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_minpitch in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_maxyaw in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_minyaw in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_maxdistance in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_mindistance in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_orthowidth in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar c_orthoheight in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Unknown command "sv_backspeed" Not playing a local game. 3DNow code is enabled Unknown command "r_mmx" Unknown command "r_sse" SSE2 code is enabled Can't use cheat cvar net_showevents in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Unknown command "snd_digital_surround" Unknown command "bgmvolume" Unknown command "snd_digital_surround" Unknown command "bgmvolume" Unknown command "cl_lagcomp_errorcheck" Not playing a local game. Can't use cheat cvar fog_start in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar fog_end in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar fog_startskybox in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar fog_endskybox in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Can't use cheat cvar r_farz in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1. Now I in particular don't like the "can't use cheat cvar"-things..you guys know what this means?

Oh, btw, as I am posting this Sebastiàn aka Giraffe has taken control of both my steam and vent account, he is drunk, you have all been warned..